Told you that pilot's watch was too damn heavy...
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“Is he in there? Speak to us, Hoskins!”
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“Last time I fly with an overweight Observer ... bloody nagging ballast.”
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“No problem ... the R.E.8 can take a lot of ... ouch.”
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Kiltrash thinks 'well I seem to have run out of ideas this time'
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How many pilots does it take to buff it out?
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“Sorry, old chap, I think VSTOL is somewhere in the future.”
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Take the cylinders out of my kidneys
The connecting rod out of my brain... |
Ah, I think I can see what the problem is...
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“Well, that’s buggered our 9-ship display team idea.”
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"I can tell you here and now that it was pilot error."
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Originally Posted by c52
(Post 10660340)
"I can tell you here and now that it was pilot error."
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"Not a laptop in sight - passengers were so much more obedient in those days."
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The cockpit voice recorder, aka Observer, said “Pull Up ... Pull Up ... eeeekkkk ... Pull UP ... aaargh. “
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"Look, if we can fold the plane up, we can store more of them on a carrier."
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"The pilot says there was an uncommanded movement of the elevator that pitched the plane earthwards."
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He says he had a bird strike,
Yes, but it was in a nest! |
Q.3.. If it takes 6 men to examine the wreckage in 5 minutes, how long will it take 8 fitters and riggers to repair it? Show all working.
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Unsure of how to credit this kill, the Deutsche Luftstreitkräfte gave everyone ein Punkt.
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From deep inside the wreckage....groan anyone get his number? No it was a black Range Rover with no plates ..
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I have had a great idea for a new ride at the Theme Park
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Well that's one way to land after your retirement flight sir.
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"Welcome to Brokeback Mountain".
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"Have you crashed Sir, or do you always land like that?"
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Well in a few years time we wont need to guess what happened, there will be several visual recording devices to record every event for later inspection, what do you think Mr Bellingcat?
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Erm Sir surely you did not sign for the aircraft in this condition? Well yes I did, and don't call me Shirley
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...and can you remember what happened to the wing walker ?
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"I know they say belt and braces, but I would say to tight on the belt and braces"
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"Bloody EU, it should read max centre stores 1000lb bomb, not 1000kg bomb"
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"Well Sir it's 50/50. Half of the aircraft wants to fly with you again, the other half has decided against it."
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Ha ha funny init Sir, they say there is always someone in a worse situation than you,
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Think we have proved the new automatic opening hanger doors are not as fast as Bae promised
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Well when we repair him, for £2.3/6p he will be a crime fighting hero. Don't leave any bits behind Hoskins, I'm sure they go somewhere.
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When Harry and Meghan tried to sneak away to Canada, they found that the Crown Jewels were a little too heavy to take along.
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"Ok, can you have the back half despatched to Canada, I will catch up with the front half when I return"
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Wonderjet
On the morning of its scheduled maiden flight, optimisation of the Scruggs WonderJet was proceeding apace...
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Well, as long as it was only Cognitive Impairment, then...
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Stop standing around and get me back in the air, you grubby little people! This machine costs 550 farthings an hour, you know...
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As Hoskins strode off towards the Registration Tent, the Welcoming Committee at the RAF Speke Fly-In quickly got to work...
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