“Your seat is under your lifejacket” ?

There is controversy as the New Zealand team reveal their yacht for the defence of the Americas Cup.

"... Airbus's concerns on having Lexcen on the design team were realised.... "

when CoViD regulations were less invasive

Airbus offer 'Extendo-standing' on overwing exits in case the no-shows.... show up.

Right off to have a judge
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Runner up award goes to Wensleydale with a early attempt

In first place will be Dan Generous with

Once the trophy is dried out will be with you soon.

Thanks Kiltrash, let's keep the wet theme going with this one.

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The jet pack sighting near LAX proved be a hoax. It is actually a very secret water injection innovation tested at Edwards AFB.

The secret of how Bionic Man Steve Austin urinates is finally revealed...

Legs wider apart Kev, or I'll never get through there...

It's not like this at Skeggy!!!

Yea yea yea I know you think you are talented and showing off... yawn..., would be more impressed with a cat or dog on board

Red Bull gives you wiings

All was going well with the climb out till he suffered a dual Kipper suck up and lost thrust.

Conspiracy theorists were all over the idea that the dual Colonic Irrigation failure was no accident!

Kevin Costner still thinks a Waterworld sequel would work.

Thrust Vectoring, Bank Angle....all double Dutch to me, all I do is squeeze harder and Cow(e)s get smaller....

Having checked the Squawk code list Hoskins was unable to find one suitable for this situation.
or
The intercepting fighter was unable to attract the Pilots attention.

. . . and the only exhaust emitted is pure water.

Enjoy unrestricted legroom and a covid-free environment when you fly first-class with ----Air.

I'm fed up with my pitiful little fart 'n' go Redstone board - one day I'll upgrade to one of those Saturn Vs...

Hoskins was keen to go solo, but his Instructor suspected it would not end well.

'Oi, do you know anything about plumbing?'

"No, do you know anything about fire hydrants?"

With the highlight of each week usually no more than rescuing cats up trees, Little Snoring Fire Service get a bit bored.....

Though Herman's ark was significantly faster than Noah's, its payload capacity was less than optimal.

- Ed

Man on board: "This is quite terrifying enough without looking where I'm going."

Government trial cunningly disguised aerators to address the effluent problem off Blackpool beach.

Bloody refuelling hose has come off again.

Thats the beauty of blue / green background screen, you can make anything look like it's live action.

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Thunderbirds 2021 - Scott and Virgil try out their new International Rescue craft after Brains is influenced by Extinction Rebellion...

The first rule of War Fighting. Know your Enema.

Despite some tricky disguising, the Chemtrails were still a bit obvious .

Capt Mainwaring: "Right men, now the boffins in London have invented a couple of top secret new weapons, and they've asked us to see if we can work out what they are."

....and if we fly over the car park we can charge them to get their vehicles washed

In Texas. Wasn't expecting such a instant cold snap. Anyone gotta ladder ??

Crash hat and hi viz jacket? What could possibly go wrong?

Bruno theorised that a strict diet of Heinz baked beans would improve thrust vectoring and increase his rate of turn - unfortunately he had failed to anticipate the impermeability and ballooning qualities of his lycra wetsuit...

The Phantom design team came up with a novel demonstration that, given enough thrust, anything will fly, gaining widespread applause from the Darwin Awards Committee.