"Up until this point, the Boffins at Farnborough, were of the opinion that the most soothing colour for the flight deck, was blue"


Conan

..and watch this - you can actually download porn while we are flying.....errr hang on.........

or


"Warning Fatal Execution Error

You have attempted to fly into a mountain, Windows has prevented you from doing this and has shut down your system to protect your hardware. etc etc etc"


or

For the specific edition of XP used to control aircraft there was some debate as to whether to replace the normal "Green Screen of Death" with the technologically more up-to-date Blue.....

"Listen up Bloggs...until the sky matches the screens....Wingco doesn't go for his IF currency flight....got that?"

"We can't even send a Mayday on MSN Messenger"


or


"After the crash, Nigel left his bedroom and went to sit in the lounge and watch Discovery Wings"


Conan

And so, here we are at the conclusion of another round. Forgive me if I am late posting the results, but the computer was playing up.

A good selection of entries from the glass cockpit brigade and a special mention for the emissary for steam cockpits in the form of BEagle, who has reminded us all of the joys of modern call centres in South Asia.


Third place, goes to Adr for

Second place almost went to Sunfish, but was beaten at the post, by ACW599 with

And this weeks supreme Champions award goes to Lafyar Cokov with a late but instantly forgettable

"Warning Fatal Execution Error

You have attempted to fly into a mountain, Windows has prevented you from doing this and has shut down your system to protect your hardware. etc etc etc"

Well done all. Now - Eyes down for a full House....


Conan

Blimey - honoured beyond belief.........

OK - try this...................

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Give it your best!!




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"Still haven't quite got the hang of flareing have we Bloggs?"

Cut backs in the RAF's University Air Squadrons begin to bite....

"Well Bloggsie, did you spot anything on the walk-round? Or are we OK to go flying?"

"Didn't I tell you that we shouldn't have had that bucket of bolts left over after the rebuild?"

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The new stealth coating is very, very good. If we'd not left the cockpit and nose untreated, the test pilot wouldn't even have found the aircraft.

adr

"Well, sir, I was just checking the nosewheel when there was a whooshing noise and a ruddy great bang..."

Initial trials of the new directed-energy weapons system appeared to indicate that it displayed considerable potential. However, it was evident that some aspects of the aiming system would require further development.

or:

"Why did I have a feeling that overnighting at Liverpool might be a bad idea?"

"Just nip out and have another look at the accelerometer, would you?"

Well, the Kill-o-Zap gun works, all we have to do now is to stop it putting the attacking aircraft on its back.

"Well Bloggs, now for the debrief...... in one sentence.

The parking wasn't too bad but you failed the rest of the sortie"

Well, we couldnt make the pilot invisible, how could he show off then!?

Well, that's the last time I have lamb vindaloo, beans and cabbage before going flying.

When the advert said "1/4 share in a Cessna", Bloggs had assumed the other three quarters would still be attached.

"Looks to me as though it needs an overstress check"

or:

"Good ACM trip, Bloggs, but the rolling scissors needs a bit of work"