"Its an engine Kevin".

It might be the last word in fashion, but I'm not wearing it to the pub.

or

Smith wondered whether he'd finally found a loudhailer big enough to get the stackers' attention...

"Lord Lucan I presume?"

now come on out sir, the pilot usually sits up the front...

Fresh from his Hawk 128 course, Wodney searches in vain for a seat in the next generation of fighter aircraft.

With the Lean process hitting the Techs aircrew now rely on Mechs from the local Car Garage. "Sorry Guv but I think the cam belt has gone.....It's gonna cost ya".

Or

Lean process identify new cheaper tannoy system.

The art of practising with appropriate kit to make sure your head can fit up your bosses arse!

Can you hear me, mother?

Whilst applying for his missed meal allowance, J/T Bloggs had no idea that the new revised JPA system terminal now required Iris recognition for authority.

"By gosh....it's true....you can hear the surf!"



or....."Tell'em to fire this thing up Bubba...I think I see what's wrong!"

While you're in there, can you tell me why they named these things after the road from London to Cambridge?

98...99...100...coming ready or not!!!

Bloggs practising his career progression technique ...

Smudge, lendusyerzippo.........Naffin pilot light's gone out.

With PVR waiting times getting longer, it was the fastest way out of the service for frustrated techies.

"Pies are ready Chief"

Bloggs' career was disappearing down a black hole.

Blogs was caught practising his technique for his date with the stn bicycle later that evening.

Chief Stwd: You two alright in there?
(Post cockers P wash up)

Spanner
 

Aaah!:} So that is where I left the :mad: spanner, then!