Many thanks, truly an honour etc. :)
Going techie on this one, bonus points for first to spot the a/c type.http://www.jsf.mil/images/gallery/sd...35manf_059.jpg

F22 Or JSF

Early prototype tests suggested that the siting of the transponder was not ideal, and that having to land to squawk standby was operationally a little restrictive.

And this is the RWR cancel button!

Ahhh...........so this is where the canopy release is!!

This new carbon fibre aircraft is so light I can hold it up with one finger.

Keeping Labour MPs 'on message' via pagers hadn't worked, but wiring them up to the National Grid was probably a bit extreme, mused Brian as he switched the system to live.

"The thing is" said Brian "we've used a lots of COTS software in this aircraft, which has brought the price down by 50%. Occaisionally Microsoft Windows for Warplanes (TM) needs to be re-booted. To prevent the pilot pushing the button by mistake we've put it here."

"Yes, and here is the emergency undercarriage retract button, never to be pressed unless the aircraft is on jacks - Oops!" :eek:

"If the Blue Screen of Death occurs you just have to press CTRL, ALT and Del like this"

Oh and it's an F35 (as the filename states...:8 )

Half bonus point for mbga9pgf, Double points for smarta:mad:se C-bert. :8It is indeed a pre-production Dave. Another bonus point for what bit it is (should be easy).

That's easy - it's the inside! :E

"Look right here mate....it says Thanks for buying American!"

Its the G-Spot, of course. No points for guessing what the guy kneeling is looking at!

Now if we press this button the doors will close.

WhiteOvies
 

No probs, it's the old f35...................

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/dazdaz1/f35.jpg

Remember how licking a square 9volt battery gave you a little shock well putting your finger in her gives you a bloody big...........agh b*strd

:ok: One new keyboard please - mine appears to have coffee all over it.

"Just confirm you've isolated the hydraulics. I don't want the doors to chop my nads off when I press this".

And it gives me great pleasure to declare JPA fully operational!