Years of training went up the spout after smugglers fed the dogs with sprouts.:uhoh:

"Fido, seen here recalibrating his olfactory nerve, after searching the baggage of a Turkish Wrestler"


Conan

"Thorough training led Fido back to standard Customs procedure. He thought that the new upstart had pinched his biscuit and was now waiting for proof of his suspicions."


Conan

Aha! That should have been the 1,000th reponse in this thread, but the next lucky punter gets that accolade now!

On the grounds that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, this one is sticking to custom(s)

SP

Do I get a prize for 1000th entry?

"And this Fido, is not another smuggling ring"

"In that thread on pPrune the other week, somebody said that homosexuality was common in animals. But sh*gging that poodle the other night was much more fun than this".

"Nope, this one's a dummy, it's empty."


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Yep! This one belongs to Senior management - full of sh*t.....

Although having just returned from an exercise in the Pacific Rim, Fido had a more specific rim to divert his attention

"Does my bum look big in this?"

Due to the reduction in the budget, it was decided to use the low cost option of Fido to demonstrate the skills required for future Air rank Officers with regard to the practical aspects of brown nosing their way to "success". :E

Think our Libraian chappie is determined to win this time, he even competes with himself! :rolleyes:

But another from me. . .

Demostration of "in-walk" refuelling.

Where is our 3rd coalition partner?

"You've had your day sonny, brace yourself......., today is mine!"

Hey Tony, you up there!

"Brace yourself, Sheila".

Is that a sausage-roll tucked away in there?

..these dogs have some strange customs.....

Oh wow, heavy scene, man.

Only slight problem is that I can't remember how to upload an image -- please bear with me while I comb the help system again . . .

Many thanks to those who reminded me how to do the necessary with the image.

Your thoughts on the attached, with judging to take place at 2000Z on Sunday 18 Sep. Bonus points for naming date and place . . .

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...rx/caption.jpg

I don't care if you're the Prince of Wales. If I catch you chatting up my roses once more, it's the pelican ... and there'll be no holding it back!

"And now children, see if YOU can join the dots, to find a Pelican and a Prince"


Conan