Don't get your hopes up, Sir. Her pants look like Kurt Cobain's garage roof.

P1:ooh:

Found the other drum stick Fellas.

Some of Lady Gaga's fans remain unconvinced.

Looks like Elvis doesn't live there any more

"Er no Boris the batteries DO NOT go in there"
or
"For heavens sake don't pull that string or she might blow up!"
or
Some lyrics from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (sort of appropriate(!))
"What do you see,
You people gazing at me
You see a doll on a music box
That's wound by a key ......"

One last one;
"Coo & you thought YOU had had a close shave last night Sergi....!"

Nah, wrong way, you're just tightening it up.

That's what I'm hoping it will do.

"That is quite a hat!"
"Actually, I think it is called a cap.."

"F*** it! The bitch is wearing knickers!"

or............

....sieBEN!!........

Bad timing, Boss! As well as the dodgy dress, he says she's got another really big red spot underneath.......

"Yeah mate, definitely a female socket on this end."


"Here's looking at you, kid..."


"So that's what they mean by flapping to equality..."

"The flaps are up now Chief".

Last call for a "sniff" at winning this one..... will be pulling a winner from her drawers tomorrow..... :ok:




I know, they were terrible.......

"Putin said Nyet to new election"

"Too late...oh...election!"

Keeping it seasonal...

'Yep, we should get a tree up there'

or

'We're gonna need a bigger tree' :E

It is that time again...........

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ToptoBottom with

Right! I think I know where that flapping noise is coming from - slow her down to 5 RPM and let's try again...

Runner up places are

6Z3 with

Circuit breaker has popped chief, I'll just reset it a moment
and again with
Nah, wrong way, you're just tightening it up.

Special mention must go to

Rocket2 for actually knowing the words to the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang theme song.... :eek:



OVER TO YOU TOPTOBOTTOM


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Many thanks Nutloose - although I'm humbled in the wake of ACW599's mighty 'coffee in the nostrils' contribution...

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Let's try this bad boy - judging on 21st unless things dry up in the meantime...

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