"There is only one Bugs Bunny and Growbag is his prophet":E

And the winner of Afghanistans Next Top Model is...............

At a recent aircrew union speech that questioned "what have the airforce ever done for us?", Big-ears in the background (in a ground tour and left his desk to attend) was thinking about his flying pay and his FRI...:E

In a stunning coup for the BBC & the Defence forces bottom line, the new version of "It aint half hot Mum" will be filmed live from Afghanistan!

"....and following the recent MoD mandatory stocktake, we are pleased to announce that there are 7.12 trillion pebbles at this site....."

Rehearsals for the Christmas Panto are stymied by the lack of a camel
and a baby Jesus

It appears that our order for Cold Weather Clothing was not quite specific enough.

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Corporal Smith thought his birthday party was going pretty well, but after 8 rounds of musical chairs it was time to move on to 'Consequences'.

It's traditional dress.

(Traditional that no two SH crew members ever dress alike).

Hear this: with this special stick up your bottom, you are immune from interrrogation.

The two "118 118" actors were in confident mood as auditions began for the very first 'Afghanistan's got talent'

The nativity play by the Senior Officers was going well until they realised they needed three wise men....

After Nigel Pargetter had taken a header off the roof in "The Archers", we find out what the Grundy clan really look like.

The post SDSR 'It'll be alright Mum' concert party performing their Naivety Play.

The real Bravo Two Zero escape plan photoshoot !

It was evident that the breakfast mushrooms provided to the Red Arrows by the mess that morning had not been organic.

The Ministry of Defence got ready for it's annual pantomime....





meanwhile in Helmand.....

The 1st Bn Loamshire Regiment mutiny ringleader was incensed at being undermined by the stupidity of his followers:

"I said wear a disguise while we read our demands. Einstein here chooses "BIG EARS!!"

HMS Cornwalls crew were starting to get suspicious about the costumes they were forced to wear in front of the Iranian media.