Ingenious garage owner finds somewhere to shove the failed NHS IT system.

"No Sir, the carrot goes in THIS end."

Are you sure this will get the wife and me all the way to Bethlehem?

' . . . and can I have one of those plastic sleeves for the tail, I want to take her through the car wash.'

Only high octane please, thanks!

After extensive trials, the beancounters finally arrived at the most cost effective solution for a new AAR simulator.

"Yes, I know it's a Donkey, but I absolutely refuse to buy an ugly Camel!"

Four star of Bethlehem please.

So that's why the fourth Wise Man never got as far as the other three.

I went through the drive through & asked for a Burrito....but....

How do you double the value of a donkey? Put 10 litres of unleaded into it...

Fg Off Bloggs had voiced his suspicions en-route that the information about military fuel uplift contracts in the En Route Bulletin might be out of date. Unfortunately this proved to be true.

Refuelling wasn't a problem, but all hell broke loose when Hachim tried to check the oil levels with his dipstick!

When Abbas confirmed the fuel levels with his cigarette lighter, Mujab immediately realised that he was not hanging on firmly enough.

...and when I fill the other side, his front legs buckle too.

Ok..Judging tomorrow as it's all gone quiet..

..last orders !

After taking control of General Motors, the Taliban's first new vehicle off the line was a hit only in the Middle East.

And the winner is...for being seasonal and witty..

ShyTorque with :

Four star of Bethlehem please.

Over to you.

622, I thankyou!
Seeing as it's nearly Christmas, and I'm too short of time just now to search for a new military aviation photo...something seasonal?

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'Oh, you'd better watch out . . . no, really, watch the f*** out!'