Are you sure she said if we supply the flying helmet she will bring the wet celery

When you asked if I fancied some tail dragging action, I was expecting something a bit more exciting.

https://www.rcgroups.com/forums/show...=4064329&stc=1

We're at the wrong event - this is a yodeling contest, the RC flying display is two miles down the road...

Doris thought she'd landed her dream job in Aviation...until she turned around & saw the pilots.

Judging tonight. In about 12 hours.

Girl, (am I allowed to call her that?) looks to the sky and screams, What's that Big Ugly Fat Fella doing barrelling down the runway here at Blackbushe?

My entry might have been:

A protester disrupts the launch event for Chris Grayling's new £3bn airline "Spirit of the Berlin Airlift" which guarantees the delivery of essential supplies in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

Protesters from the Brexit party want the airline renamed "Spirit of the Lydd and Manston Airlift".

Hard to choose from a not very short shortlist - this week, brevity is the soul of wit, and Kiltrash wins with:

Plane what plane?

The CST is flying to you, as long as you don't live more than a mile or so from the location of the photograph. Alternatively, the young lady will deliver it in person, but that will take longer.

Many thanks C52, oh what's that? oh the door bell, it's the lady in the Hot Pants with the trophy. I had better invite her in, so putting up a new picture may take a couple off hours,( I wish.)
No really in truth am on the train back from London, so it will be a couple off hours

See you all soon.
K

Please may I offer this one


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When the crew found out how big the fine was for overflying the yodelling contest, they really hit the roof.

They obviously didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

"HOSKINS! What the blazes are you doing?"
"I think he's attempting re-entry Sir..."

To save money, Scotland's nascent space programme simulates zero gravity using an old National Express coach and a hump back bridge...

"After forking out 200 grand, I didn't think I'd have to serve myself...."
Virgin Galactic customer

I don't care if you are a Doctor....you are not coming near me with those gloves on....

RyanAir trial seatless flights combined with a Ksan approach to reduce fuel burn.

"I don't know what happened, we hit 88mph in this tunnel and the bloody car disappeared."

Chinook rear crew less than impressed with new junior pilot's general handling skills