How to get your horse on an aircraft.
Stewardess: "You can't bring that on here". Man: "I'm bringing my guide dog on board - I was told that it was all right". Stewardess: "That's not a guide dog". Man: "Really? It feels like a guide dog to me". |
Despite purchasing speedy boarding to get the overhead bin space . The plan was spoilt as they were bussed to the aircraft
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
(Post 10462025)
Ahh..... rather like playing ones organ in a cathedral
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"Your gonna need a bigger poo bag "
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"I'm cutting down on my carbon footprint...it doesn't use much fuel but the emissions are terrible!"
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Having retired from FedEx Captain and Mrs Hoskins redevelop their lounge to remind them of their last employment. Flying Donkeys round the world
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When Ernie Mudguts asked how he could get more legroom, he was told he would have to "pony up".
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Security officer in the crew restroom at London Stansted. " You will never guess what came through my scanner belt today".
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It has to go as hand baggage - whoever heard of a horse going round on a carousel?
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"No, I said we had to fly *to* Shetland!"
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"Well, he did say that good pilots are as rare as rocking horse poo..."
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It's a ****land pony.
Shetland. Nope, have you seen what he left in the aisle? |
Hoskins never again negotiated an EBA after he conceeded that the catering trolleys were hard to push for the cabin crew...
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Economy. The Ass end of the aircraft
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I asked for the Fish, not the Burrito.
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What goes on tour stays on tour
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Captain was called from the cockpit to help the CC with a difficult passenger was not prepared for what happened next
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Well the roses will appreciate what I brought back from holiday
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Horse: "Book the row behind the bulkhead they said. There's lots more room they said."
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Passenger brought Lunch for all.
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