Lead better know where he is going!

"I know the new Chief Pilot used to be a glider tow pilot, but don't you think he's taking it a bit too far?"

ATC: " Seed Bird 4073....maintain visual contact with Company Aircraft in front of you....cleared on course."

In many Seed Bird Cockpits: "Was that for us?".

The FTCO was very pleased with the standardisation training!

With the next Presidential election looming, The Don organised a mass flight of Chemtrail planes to stupefy the population even further.

Ryanair premier the Pilotless Airplane showing they can fly 10 feet apart with full automation hail the new aircraft, the HAL9000, a complete success.
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As Brexit day finally arrives the Population of the UK all leave with Mrs May left to turnout the lights

A side effect of the increase in traffic at Heathrow was the unexpected resignation of Heathrow Director and ATCO citing 'We are not robots'
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At least this way we cannot have another missing CVR and FDR

At Heathrow the Aircraft Spotters all give up their hobby telling Sky News ,'There are no interesting aircraft any more

"Sorry guys, but there's no way I'm going last again in this wake turbulence trial"

No, I asked if you knew how to use the shutter, not stutter!

En-route to the summit with President Trump, Kim Jong Un's personal bodyguard discovers that they can no longer run alongside and so have to improvise.

"Cleared take off, contact 13 ahead"

Dot finally got the message and never made another noise complaint.

"We call it 'Sniper's Dream' formation!"

"Seed Bird formation, change to loose battle".

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Having studied birds in flight this trial proves the last aircraft uses no fuel

Why does no one wants to buy a house in Harmondsworth

Still quieter than one VC10

One's a real plane and the others are drones, called "wingman", and they take stress off the real pilot.

Ryan Air trial towing aircraft to reduce fuel budget.