Early trials did seem to prove that the outside toilet was a non-starter....

Bugga I was just going to post that.... and very nice Chamois leather they were.

Ttfn

So we put this here dye in the fuel tanks, and get a nice red, white or blue exhaust smoke for the King's birthday flypast... nope it'll never catch on, mark my words Nutty.

Ttfn

There must be an easier way to empty the Elsan.

"Not quite what I thought you meant by ' Slipper a length of hose.'!"

I'll have a judge tomorrow (or Sunday if I get diverted by Eurovision).

I enjoyed Treadigraph's recipe for Fairey Cakes with:
But the winner is Buster with
Well done chaps, and take it away Buster.

Cheers W.

Didn't think I was a chance but...just like ScoMo...:ok:

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The new Australian challenge - who can get to the sandpaper first!

The Labor Party car, covered in fancy slogans, thinks that it is an absolute shoe-in, and spends time waving to the faithful, and doesn't see what is roaring up behind.

buzz... crackle.. .Ricciardo took the wrong turn

24 hours earlier in the bar Ricciardo was boasting that his Renault would beat anyone else's car and was sure he was challenged by a Honda eventually realised it was a Hornet driver

With Albert Park being flooded with a unseasonable monsoon the TV companies demanded that the organising committee find a replacement racetrack

...and so the idea of the Pitts Special was born.

When Hoskins wouldn't slow down his exits, it was necessary to find a faster 'Follow Me' car.

The third entrant in the drag race had difficulty in reaching the start line at all at all:-


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Red Bull had a sneaking suspicion that Wiiliams were cheating...

Raaf pilot Buster knew that he did not have to gun the aircraft as Max and Danial were bound to crash into each other

Top Gear (Australia) decided a race between a presenter and a fully trained fighter pilot would make great viewing, what could possibly go wrong?