Having all left the USAF on the same day and all got jobs with Ryanair the B52 pilots find old habits die hard

"You'll notice that not only do aircraft seem to get bigger as they approach the camera, they continue to grow in size as they move further away. It's our latest innovation in passenger comfort and economy, allowing us to pay landing fees for a 757 while having the capacity of a 777. It's just a bit cramped while the plane's on the ground."

"Warp speed Mr Sulu."

"And this, Air Marshal, is our new concept for Multi-Engine Flying Train-ing."

Christian and Gareth Bale and their respective families watch aircraft departing above them!

Scientists capture Farages' wet dream.

During the heat wave the flight plans requesting to use the Pamela Anderson house SID grew

Not even the British clay pigeon shooting team could miss

Passenger asks is this the flight to Manchester. No replied the Cabin Crew this is the Glasgow flight. How on earth could you have got on the wrong plane

Daily Mail story featuring this picture.
Bert Scroggins, 56 is so enamoured with the B737 MAX he assembles 13 Air fix kits of the aircraft and mounts them on progressive shorter strings on his bedroom ceiling We asked for a comment from his wife and it appears there is no Mrs Scroggins

Hah, they'll never spot the chemtrail if we do it one molecule at a time.

"So Mr President, they bad guys won't know which one you are in"

So now we can prove that Area 51 has been hiding a new airline development !

Leader: "C'mon 13, get aboard"

Due to display restrictions at Farnborough, Airbus decide to abandon the A220 solo display and replace it with a role demo.

ATC to all aircraft within range ...... Brexit cancelled return to field immediately

Winners and losers tomorrow (Saturday.)

Nostalgia is recalling the days when every other aircraft was an easyJet...

"Pull Up, Pull UP, Pull Up, Pull UP, Pull Up, Pull UP, Pull Up, Pull UP, Pull Up, Pull UP, Pull Up, Pull UP, Pull Up, Pull UP............."