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Traffic_Is_Er_Was 15th Mar 2019 15:04

Um, why is my snow yellow?

NutLoose 15th Mar 2019 15:56

"Nav, are you sure this is the way to the aircraft?"

Kiltrash 15th Mar 2019 17:04

German Guards gave the British POW's real work to keep them occupied , However they did not notice in their spare time the Prisoners had built a Lancaster in the loft of Stalag Luft 111

https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....2c7ee89f60.jpg

c52 15th Mar 2019 22:02

If anyone ever thinks of inventing contact lenses, this photo should be able to persuade them it's a really bad idea.

c52 16th Mar 2019 07:49

The RAF flies snow to the North Pole to help preserve the Polar ice-cap. Or it will, once they find a way of getting the snow into the bomb bay.

c52 16th Mar 2019 08:01

The RAF hasn't quite understood the concept of "Dig for Victory".

c52 16th Mar 2019 09:34

"You know, if we could get Avro to design a bomber with a huge triangular wing, we wouldn't have to do this."

c52 16th Mar 2019 09:53

The Soviet Air Force has reverse-engineered a captured bomber, but unfortunately a small screw was found to have fallen off during taxiing trials. Rather than admit that the Soviet war machine could make an error, the General in charge resolves to find the screw at all costs.

Buster Hyman 16th Mar 2019 12:54

If you ask me, making the Winter Olympics in Bombay was a stupid idea to begin with, but it just gets worse doesn't it?

SASless 16th Mar 2019 13:34

As slow as the Lads were digging.....it was certain their efforts would be overtaken by events....in their case.... Summer!

c52 16th Mar 2019 15:02

Aircrew are grateful for the official advice to carry a drink, a blanket and a spade when travelling in winter.

NutLoose 16th Mar 2019 15:56

"But I heard they needed coke flying into Berlin to help lift the blockade"

NutLoose 16th Mar 2019 16:00

"So I said to the SWO in the mess, look at the state of the icing on that cake, how was I to know 'ed done it, and 'e said so you think you can do better and put me on this"

Monarch Man 16th Mar 2019 16:29

Hoskins grew more and more suspicious as the snow he had been assigned to move was an unusual “yellow” colour...

Kiltrash 16th Mar 2019 18:07

Munch. .Munch.. Munch... you know this tastes like Wensleydale Grommit

ValMORNA 16th Mar 2019 19:41

What are the odds on us finding two identical snowflakes, Boss?

racedo 16th Mar 2019 23:24

Landing was a piece of cake, it was the bloody Icing that was the issue,

SASless 17th Mar 2019 00:03

The RAF was determined to learn just how much Ice the aircraft could carry.

cattletruck 17th Mar 2019 11:25

C'mon lads keep digging, that "Gaining an R.A.F. Pilots Brevet In WWII" thread must be around here.

Kiltrash 17th Mar 2019 13:51

The Staish wanting the flower beds digging over organised a buried treasure hunt with a weeks R&R for the victorious crew . ps there is no buried treasure....:rolleyes:


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