"And that Son is how you qualify to be a UAV pilot"

Wee George, "Laminated flooring, how chav"

"Time for bedtime Georgie, Daddie will tell you a story to send you off to sleep"

"There I was, half way up the Cairngorms, nothing on the clock but the makers name...."

I see Mummy has already got something to hang her towel on.

"Yes I know helicopters can drop torpedos too Daddy - so can I - sorry Mummy!"

or

"Sorry Mummy, the waters gone somewhere & I thought I'd put my foot in the nearest plug hole"

or

"What do you mean you always get a lump in your throat when playing with Daddys chopper?"

or

When Daddy said "look at my big Chopper" I never thought to look at what was in his left hand!

or

"Lookout Mummy, Daddy's got that "time to dunk the sonar" look on his face again!"

Lastly;

"Unless I'm very much mistaken, the last time you played hunt & hide the submarine with Daddy, you got pregnant!"

No point in filling up the bathtub with water dear George, by the time you've grown yourself all up there won't be a Navy.

See Wills, he's already practising to go out on a bender with uncle Harry, he's drunk all the bath water and is now eyeing up your hair tonic.

Wills, "It's freezing in here. Did you pull the plug?"

Why am I at the other end of the bathtub? Well, the Navy will do that to you, you know...

So you see George, when I find out who photo-shopped the picture for the Capcom, the helicopter will come in like this and snatch the perpetrator straight from his bathroom....

E-Spy ...

More irreverence here from Ms Jackson ...

Artist : Alison Jackson's Portfolio

"Sorry there is no water Kate, the taps appear to be a Muesli dispenser."


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Mummy, why has uncle Harry run away with all the towels?

Time to call it so we can try and get the next round started over the weekend :ok:

3rd Place and Chief "Bath Scrubber" ... Nutty

2nd Place and "Under Soap Butler" ... Cattletruck

1st Place and "Keeper of the Royal Loofa" ... Big Pistons Forever

Well done BPF ... PM sent and over to you :D:D:D:D

Best ...

Coff.

While we await BPF ... Nutty ... I understand Buster has been "testing" his new mobility aid :}

Yup, rumours have it his latest reheat adaption has been responsible for a few bush fires.

The astute observer will have noticed my gravity fed cholostomy bag fuel cell on board too...

You're a good sport old chap :ok:

Just settling down with a beer to watch England v Australia Rugby League ...

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Flight Engineer: Engine No 8 has failed !

Captain: Which side ?

The new RAF Hercules replacement comfortably caters for the extra crew pie rations :}