The logo for former airline TAT..... Toilet, Absolute Toilet
Explains why they "went down the pan"

Don't forget the paperwork!


or

BA management feel flushed with the latest pensions offer

Seems another pilot got caught with his pants down!

Fresh from a "hole"ly fulfilling Gay Pride weekend, and of course taking into consideration the aircrafts previously reported flight deck seating problems the First Officer was definitely taking no chances with a loose stool:E

Flushed with succes, the inaugural Ryanair flight prepared to depart

First Officer to the Captain taxiing out at Delhi after a night on the toot and a Curry,

If you think there's way too many skid mark's at the threshold you'd better check these bad boy boxer's out:E

Value Airways latest attempt to have the "cockpit" redesignated the "head", thus allowing them to pay the pilots sh:mad:t wages...

Looks like Nigel had some eye drops in his coffee again..... Another Dorris bends over on a nightstop.....

The FRCs were not as 'soft, strong and incredibly long' as he had been led to believe, and all the labradors were locked in the cargo hold.

Thanks for the welcoming paint-job, chaps; but my last job was as an Air Commodore in the RAF.

ok ok captain ill just sh** here and be quite !! :ooh:

"This is your Captain speaking, as some of you may have noticed we have a small emergency. In order to make a landing at Bristol we need to dump some excess weight. Your F/O is also making arrangements to aviod skidding on the runway unlike some other airlines recently."

And the result is:
 

Well there were a lot of very good replies, so after much mirth and merriment:

In third place:
In second place:
In first place:
Lafyar Cokov its over to you

Thanks......I think.....
OK, here's a long one:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Lafyar/4878.jpg

There he goes, he's always boasting about the size of his watch, an' all! :rolleyes:

McDonald Douglas began to regret getting Victoria Beckham to be the model for their new aircraft.

In a surprise move to challenge Airbus, Boeing revealed the new B-717-90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000-ER. It is targeted for long thin city pairs.

"Did you hear a grinding noise and feel shudder during rotate at lift-off ?"

Read in the voice of Sir David Attenborough:

"And here we observe the male of the species, performing it's complicated mating manoeuvres in the hope of attracting a mate."

"Is that a plane in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"