"Damn the bloody lift has over run the stops again...... Sh*t, we're level with the Bridge."

Following its initial trials & instant decomissioning the HMS Prince of Wales had been in the scrap yard for 6 months when the metal recovery team realised they'd missed something

According to Mr Osborne, we're going to save on fuel by doing the Olympic security patrols being dragged around London on a Thames dredger.

"Hey Goose, I don't remember them giving us a return route in the brief...."

Call the Ba...oh, we're down.

"Start the conveyor belt!"

'New long range belly tank gives global reach'

What an aircraft. It doesn't get any better than that.

"Mary, what exactly were you wishing for when you rubbed that old navigation light?"

Ok Mav, ask the HKG tower for taxi clearance. We've got all the rubber dog sht we can carry.

'Top Gun 2 - The Budget strikes back!'

"Right, I'll give you the nod when the skippers on the bridge, then hit the burners"

The truth behind Cougars landing de-classified...."what actually happened"

"Zeke...when yo said dere was a dang Tomcat on der barge, I was gonna get my shotgurn"

Government plans for a third airport in the Thames estuary were scaled down somewhat, due to budget constraints.

All very good so far!!! Judging tomorrow evening!!!!

Build your very own 1:1 scale Future Carrier by collecting a new piece with every monthly issue! Your first magazine issue comes with a ready-finished section of flight deck and fighter, fully painted and merely awaiting the next 4,500,000 issues.......

Ripline

Easy peasy
Had a similar situation with a B52 and an aircraft carrier.
Wait until hurricane season and a cat 5 storm - point into the
wind and at full throttle, the plane should just rise off the deck...

You Moron !!!!

I ordered a Nato stock number item 89-555-67-89A F14D model airplane desk size, for official gifts; not a Nato stock number 89-555-67-89B.

Take it back and get me the right one ASAP as the CO's retirement party is in 1 hour !

Or

Ah Sir, I see our new P2F (pay to fight) candidate is reporting on board with his personal effects. Boy I sure miss the old days when the service actually gave you an airplane.....