Yes I do go red when you ask are there another 76 like me in the RAF, answer is yes and they all men.

Well, what happened was, I went into what I thought was a carpet store looking for an Afghan Rug. Turns out it was a recruiting office, and the rest is history.

"I used to be on a premier RAF Squadron, you might of heard of it, 617 Sqn, but sigh........ That was yesterday"

"Ah, Fg Off Tottie - you know about bloody rag..heads. I've got just the posting for you!"

And with this colour pen, I can magically turn myself into a UAV pilot

"...okay...and when I hold the pen out here, it's then called the Outer Marker..."

I'm here 'till Thursday, Try the Veal!

Yes, Good looking, single, available......................let you know when I'm really desperate.

"And with this permanent marker I can install a dot on your forehead so you can slip over the border into Pakistan to do intel gathering..... Oh hang on its blue, erm.... don't worry they won't erm notice"



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One more smart ass comment from you men and I am going to shove this pen up your Ar*se. Go ahead, make my day !

This is the part I like best, writing down your new call signs......

Ok Call signs, who is Maverick, Goose, Camel................er why Camel, ok maybe best not to ask about your friend.

" Come on, I have written the last word for you, it is OFF. Surely you can work out what goes before it!"

"No, the other gal got the job flying rubber dog-**** out of Hong Kong. The Boss was less pleased with me"

"Yes i'm four foot five, it's part of a cunning plan so we can be shown to be reducing the size of the RAF, the Army still haven't figured it out yet"






Foxy, Happy 22,000th :D


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a artist, who kicked this whole thing off coming up ten years ago,
chose this as the inaugural brian teaser -

http://www.mcbarrett.f9.co.uk/stradi...es/dominie.jpg
Picture credit: mcbarrett.f9.co.uk

(a little nostalgia never hurt no one. .. . . . for some of us its all we have to
look forward to.)

Move it back and forth vigorously like this and you can be in the Red Arrows too girls

Thats weird, PC at work showed my post as 22,001 just after Foxy, but iPad showing it as 17 less :(

Has someone deleted some posts?

Mr Cameron's new plan to introduce plug-in hybrid Dominies was treated with some skepticism.

Aw it's the female pilot shaking her bits about that's the comp picture

In the words of Swiss Tony "I just gently slip it in, you see what I mean?"