Don't worry, the Taliban can only launch small scale attacks.


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Apparently this is how much of Afghanistan the Taliban won't control by 2016.


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yes indeed brick . . RIP the 50. .. . ( knock knock who's there? Tom?)

"Ok, we going in to rescue Colonel Dog, we need to do it before the North Koreans arrive for lunch".

How about Terry?

"..and here is the Stealth Blackhawk...Ooh bu&&er it's just got caught up in Mrs. Bin Laden's washing line!"

"Ok which one of you bars"*rds has eaten my command post"

*******


"Hill, what hill,? Ohhh ignore that, it's a dog turd"

... and as you can see, slot a Brimstone in there, and it really flattens the building.

The remake of The 300 is taking a more modern slant...

Hoskins. Tell that Farmer to back off, we're not finished....and besides, I wasn't talking to him when I said the Air Force were going to plough the field!

And after you pick it up with your teeth (no hands remember) we tear the top bit off and the next squad member has a go. This is called 'fun' and the loser buys the beers.

Right, so after geo-phys have done their stuff in this area, that annoying civvy bloke with the shorts, greasy mullet and sweaty trilby hat can start digging trench one.

After specialising in Adolf Hitler at West Point, 2nd Lt. Arbuckle had grand plans for his hometown of Springfield...

Are we still stuck on this hill waiting for ShyT to yank on his collective :ooh:

Revere....you nip down to that building....and when you see the British coming....make it one light for the fellow known as Buster....or two if it is Nutty....and well....never mind about that "Navigator" who goes by Shytorgue.

...and when I retire next week, I'm going to join this wonderful country club. As you can see in this model, it has Spas, a pool, billiards room, conference facilities, you name it! Yep, I'm looking forward to the peace & tranquility at the Branch Davidian Resort...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y29...ps010f8cf0.jpg

Right, a quick review of the rules. You have to stand here, and you can only hold it with one hand. Nearest tins are 10 points, next row 20, and so on. Big can is 50 points, and there is a bonus of 50 if you manage to fill more than three cans, but you'll need to have drunk a lot of Budweiser to achieve that. If any splashes on me, you're on a charge. Questions?

"Right, so the BBC camera will be here, the Prime Minister here and the Defence Secretary here. The lorry with the sandbags will arrive here. Form a line and get those sandbags moving in shot."

"Yes, Lt Bloggs I know that we don't need any sandbags placing there, but the PM and the DefSec need to look like they are doing something about the floods, and we are that something, so button it."

Okay so who left the paper darts back in the barracks, how can we possibly go in without air support?

Methink time for a winner to emerge.................