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Gesundheit Comrade.
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Oh, you so honoured. Grorious Reader has thrown his underwear at you!
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Unfortunately, Colonel Park's invisibility cloak still needed work doing.
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"My Y Fronts on my Hat? Dear Leader is not going to see me with my eyes closed....not after that last guy's End of Tour Firepower Demo!"
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"It ain't 'arf 'ot, Mum !"
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There were fears in China last night about a resurgence of the Boxer Rebellion!
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Scenes of wild enthusiasm amongst dignitaries attending the ceremony marking the twinning of Pyongyang with East Kilbride.
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Oh yes, General - new technorogy allows map grid to be displayed instantly before your eyes, much better than western dogs, see?
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"Nooo...Nooo, you need the pencils up your nostrils as well to get out of this mans Army."
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"Can you see the Glorious Leaders Navy now he has thrown his shorts at you?"
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Told you just now, your turn to wipe, so get on with it
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Auditioning for the Harrods doorman was not going well.
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Today was Ling Poo's turn to be the pic nic table
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I hide my face in disgrace ... I'm truly ashamed that I have fewer milk bottle tops than the rest of you :(
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What you mean this new parachute :uhoh:
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"I'm sorry Sir but that's not really good enough for your camping badge!"
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Stores Reference No: 22/C 45689234 'Hanky, Tossing for the use of' :E
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General Kim Park Walt was finally outed when he mistakenly claimed his tunic buttons as "Wound Badges".
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I'm sat here thinking: "Nobody likes a plagiarist"
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