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Kiltrash 1st Oct 2013 18:24

Well yes, my feet are lovely and dry, standing on the Nav

(yes I know its a single seater, but we need a standard joke at the expence of the Navigator community!!)

Well I did try to eject but the Admiral did say I should go down with the ship, as this was the second time this has happened to me

CoffmanStarter 1st Oct 2013 18:56

PAN ... PAN ... PAN ... someone give me a pan as there's a Golden Rivet to find :}

Lafyar Cokov 1st Oct 2013 20:47

Runway Wet Wet Wet...........

or

The dangers of a high sink rate in the harrier were always thought to apply just to the 'airborne' phase of the flight.

ShyTorque 1st Oct 2013 21:21

Pilot's defect report:

"Suspect brake failure resulting in slight water ingress in cockpit"

CoffmanStarter 2nd Oct 2013 07:30

Haven't we got to 1000 yet :hmm:

Tashengurt 2nd Oct 2013 07:43

Even disguising them as mini subs couldn't save the Sea Harriers from the chop.


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Tashengurt 2nd Oct 2013 07:45

"Wish the runway was as long as page 999!"

ACW599 2nd Oct 2013 08:07

Lim Log entry: "Rain-X needs reapplying".

Martin the Martian 2nd Oct 2013 09:15

And the prize for being the first to reach page 1000 is this used, slightly damp but otherwise operational Sea Harrier. Winner must collect.

cattletruck 2nd Oct 2013 09:16

Judging time
 
Page http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/...NP_228x340.jpg0

Well played everybody, it's time to get ourselves out of the creek.
This one is very, very hard to judge, but here goes:

3rd prize: 622

It's not quite what Bloggs was expecting after he had been told he was being fast jet streamed.
2nd prize: squeaker

It wasn't my fault, the boat moved!
1st prize: Dunky with the appropriate name and a short sharp quip

"Feet wet, over".
Dry her out and take her away Dunky :ok:

Buster Hyman 2nd Oct 2013 10:16

:D Nice one all! Good pic CT. :ok:

Grats all round for the Page 1k day!

CoffmanStarter 2nd Oct 2013 11:52

Echo that Buster ... :ok:

It took us nine years to clock up 1000 pages with over 20,000 entries and 2.4 Million hits !

Top Ten Cap Competeers

http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/...ps224495c1.jpg

But Buster wins with a 7.7% Penetration Coefficient :E

Airborne Artist deserves a prize too ... possibly the longest running PPRuNe thread ... with no fighting :D

SASless 2nd Oct 2013 12:16

Buster always wuz quick!

Buster Hyman 2nd Oct 2013 14:11

Hmmm....I'm surprised my penetration was that high to be honest...

airborne_artist 2nd Oct 2013 18:41


But Buster wins with a 7.7% Penetration Coefficient http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/sr...ilies/evil.gif

Airborne Artist deserves a prize too ... possibly the longest running PPRuNe thread ... with no fighting :D
I'm not proud of much I've done, but the Pprune CapComp thread is one I cherish. The Mil forum is generally pretty clear of willy waving, but this thread always brings out the best in all our members, many of whom have never even worn a uniform, let alone been let loose in one of Betty's flying machines.

May I thank the Mods and all those contributors who've made it the success that it has become, and I look forward to celebrating the 50,000.

As my old regimental motto says "Who cares who wins?" :\

Dunky 2nd Oct 2013 19:33

I'm honoured, I'll spark up a Cohiba in celebration :)

Try this one, I don't think it's been used before.

http://i978.photobucket.com/albums/a...roops-1942.jpg

ShyTorque 2nd Oct 2013 19:52

"So, Pike, over the battlefield at 300 feet, the cargo door will open and you kick-start the bike. At 200 feet, put on your crash helmet. At 100 feet, brace for landing. Immediately after touchdown, out you go!"

"But Captain Mainwaring... What happens if the bike won't start?"

"You'll get bump-started through the door. In which case, you've got about five seconds to get your crash helmet on - brace for landing immediately."

"Uncle Arthur..... :{ !"

clicker 2nd Oct 2013 20:07

Waco he said, join the Ox and Bucks and Horsa around. Wait till I see that recruiting sgt again and I'll stuff this Pegasus flag right where it belongs.

622 2nd Oct 2013 20:17

Playing hide and seek with the Sgt's car was just one way the troops passed their days!

SASless 2nd Oct 2013 20:28

"Ere Spiffy....sod this Ramp thingy.....put that Jeep in Four Wheel Low Reverse and rev' it up....and you will out and gone in no time!"


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