I apologise for the delay, but I have been in warmer parts.

On the subject of warmer parts...........

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mmm, now that is a big chopper!

Sharon's attempt at emulating the Lynx effect was doomed the second she picked up the Pepsi..

Here are the lovely lasses in slightly reduced form:

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"Ere look Shaz, this Cockpit is even bigger..."

"Yeah but Trace what does Foam Lance Here mean?"

Although it was much better than the washing machine on a fast spin cycle, no matter how hard they pushed, it wouldn't fit in the utility room.

( sorry...:O )

"Hey Shona, check out the furry dice"

Aaaay, Mercedes, ya massiv 'ead pube as come back agayyhn. Ask da driver if ill chop it off wiv dat big fan innit.

Thats funny... No one has complained about JPA since we put that kite on the line.

Girl in the door
 

Hey Shaz does this make my bum look big? hehehehehehe

"The girls were always looking for a big chopper to ride on"

Can you see the skid marks?

:cool:

TOG

"The boys (and some of the girls ;)) didn't mind LEAN so much with the bird bath being up-graded"

After the slight embarrassment caused by the AAC delivering Pizza's the new "Dial-a-Ho" service received no such adverse comments.

or...........

When Middle Wallop went to Bikini State Red these WRAC's completely misunderstood.

how about...........

It started as a practical joke and a good way of keeping girls hanging around the aircraft - but putting super-glue on the Lynx's door had serious consequences when it was time to leave the Airshow

"The Lynx suffered a multiple bird strike on landing"

"Lynx pilots like nothing better than getting inside their rusty old birds twice a day and taking them to heaven and back"

"There's mingers on the starboard bow" (Ok, so it's the port side... ssshhhh!)

"The Lynx squadrons were hit by the latest round of defence sluts"

"This Lynx is pictured dispensing Claires and Faff"

"The army acquired several variants of the Westland Minx"

"Fierce Army Lynx meets Pierced-Naval Minx"

After the strange new test, the girls stared in amazement and disbelief, The results however were quite clear...the little red + proved Jennifer was pregnant.

You don't honestly believe Amateur Air Corps Lynx can attract this sort of attention do you gents?


Royal Navy/Royal Marines Lynx captions if you please!:ok:

"The Army Lynx, as always, got the girls, as the Navy Lynx was far too busy hanging round buoys and seamen."

cheers,

GW

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Chaff dispenser.


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Chav dispenser.

adr