You have attached the main gear to what!!!

Gunner Warzowski wasn't sure the Regt version of a 'bird on a biplane' had quite the same impact as the original.

Since the last 'gear up' landing incident, Barnes-Wallace had come up with an ingeneous and popular way of using Big Brother contestants.

All was going swimmingly well until they unearthed a snag - where to insert the ground safety pin.

In an attempt to avoid further A-10 related friendly-fire incidents, the Mk1 Mod 0 IFF system was re-introduced......

Despite councilling PFC Dykes still could not get over his weapons hang up.

A-10 fitted with retarded weapon.

Close Air Support: the next level.

Cpl Smith got the wrong idea when it was it was suggested that he was something of a maverick.

The USAF's 'bring a buddy to work day' was proving problematic.

The Parachute Ball Descender had worked much better than had been expected

Mr Pete O'Tube !

"How long am I suspended for ?"

"what, lend you a fiver? sorry I'm a bit strapped at the moment"

Col Tim Collins finally gets his way and the RAF is amalgamated into the Army.....Who says that the Army can't operate jets just as well as the RAF?

clearly NOT a smart bomb!

"Boss, were you really serious when you said that when both magazines are empty the pilot descends and we fix bayonets? :uhoh: "

Errr, so which rate of flying pay did you say I'd go onto?:uhoh:

The RAF could only afford the budget Recce Pod, however the crayon drawings filled a capability gap in the ISTAR network.

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Since JPA was witholding flying pay, OC Admin was taken for a flying lesson.

And the results are in:

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In third place: Skunkerama with - "Col Tim Collins finally gets his way and the RAF is amalgamated into the Army.....Who says that the Army can't operate jets just as well as the RAF?"

A close second was: Shy Torque with - "Boss, were you really serious when you said that when both magazines are empty the pilot descends and we fix bayonets?"

But the laugh out loud winner was: harrogate with - "A-10 fitted with retarded weapon."

Congratulations harrogate. A trip on the opposite wing is your prize!

Brian

Harrogate seems to have gone missing - so in the meantime have a go at this.

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Trust me, they can only tell I'm lying if I move my lips !

Ok Gordon, I love you this much!

Blair demonstrates John Prescott's interview technique.