Caption Competition Mk IV

[SLXOwft]

'... rotor brake, where's the f. rotor brake? Selmer suddenly realized the designer forgot to add something obvious.'

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[Chu Chu]

Well, we proved it’s possible — and that it would​​​ be better just to pay for the patent license.

[SLXOwft]

There are an apostrophe and a B missing from there.

[Ascend Charlie]

Shouldn't that be the U/S Army?

[Buster Hyman]

All was going well with the new Hovercraft...until he hit a mine!

[Chu Chu]

It's a cool idea, but completely impractical. We can only hope it leads to something more useful.

I've got it! We'll call it a Segue.

[fdr]

...which led to the salami slicer invention.

[fdr]

Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever

I was wondering where the engine for the lawn mower went .

it slunk off in shame

[fdr]

if the Army won't take it, the Marines will gladly

[fdr]

codename, "red mist"

[jolihokistix]

Eagerly awaiting deliveries of FastGas.

[treadigraph]

Goodness gracious Heath Robinson, what the blazes is that for?

I just invent them Squire, it's up to you lot to come up with a practical use...

[sealo0]

It seemed like a good idea until they started the engine!

[jeallen01]

Originally Posted by fdr

...which led to the salami slicer invention.

Excellent for slicing big pigs!

[jeallen01]

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Indeed, the transport is more than 20 years old and so is ULEZ compliant!

Wifey wants a new car for the ULEZ - maybe this might work??

[Chu Chu]

What's that lanyard on your waist?

It's connected to a dead man's switch.

I wonder why they call it that?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Mine is:
Man third from left to man in helmet - "I notice he's not wearing a parachute?'
Helmet - "Yes, thought unnecessary. If it goes wrong, simply step off".
Man - " I can't see that working very well".
Helmet - "No one's complained afterwards."

But due to the clever aviation themed pun, the winner is Chu Chu with
I said Century Series, Hoskins, not sentry series.
The CST will be delivered accompanied by an appropriate red mist shortly.

[Chu Chu]

Thank you very much, Traffic.

I think I'll go with this aviation-inclusive photo of an incident forever associated with the name of a popular beverage. Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Kiltrash lately?

[Buster Hyman]

Where's the Viggen Sub? Oh, I see it now...

[Buster Hyman]

We're gonna need a bigger boat...