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Old 17th Apr 2021, 06:32
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Struggling to light the damp camp fire, The Russian Boy Scouts seek devine intervention
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Always eager to please, When the Staish asked for toasted marshmallows Hoskinski thought " outside the box "
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The Dean of Liverpool thought it strange the following morning when he blessed the visiting aircraft there were no engines.
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Old 17th Apr 2021, 07:29
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Now back to our normal programme
Sorry Kilty, it turned out to be a repeat!
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Gawdstrewth, has the Air Force been trying to make bio fuel from cabbage again?
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"Anyone got a chisel? The holy water's frozen."
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At St Andrews they searched in vain for the lost golf ball
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I’m gonna need a bigger bog brush.
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Russia trials a new anti tank missile on their aircraft, the 9M17 Fleyta or commonly known as the Swatter.
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Sprinkling salt on a bird's tail.
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Great inputs so far, I'll have the holy ceremony and call the winner tomorrow, sunday evening Kiev Patriarchate time.
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After weeks poring over the thrust ratings, Hoskins calculates that the wet number is higher.
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Old 17th Apr 2021, 16:50
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Afterburner? Oi! I'll show you afterburner!*

*substitute "reheat" as necessary

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Capt Mainwaring: "Vicar, just because we come to church parade, it doesn't mean you are invited onto military lands."

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What a strange place to put the refuelling probe...
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" When I was asked to do a Baptism, this was the last thing I expected..."

or was it a Exorcism?
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Getting beat by a stick of wet celery?...I know a few Politicians that go for it. One of my more valuable sources of income.
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Orthodoxy Inc had won a lucrative contract to supply it's patented "Invisible" paint protection to the fleet. Here, a technician applies the final touches.
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Having returned from a Nuclear Strike mission again the decadent West, the aircraft goes through combined blessing and decontamination.
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Fed up with the Ukraine problem, Putin authorises the Novichok overflights
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