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Old 20th Sep 2021, 12:09
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Ok the Winner is MPN11 with

“This label says ‘Do not Recycle’”

The runner up is
Chu Chu with

Belay that! The Commissar informs us there is no mine. Private property has been abolished.

over to MPN



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Old 20th Sep 2021, 12:31
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Oh,thank you Sir. You do realise I’m retired, and will now have to make a decision later this week! Oh, the agony!!

Have at this one, folks. Should be fun ….



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Old 20th Sep 2021, 12:39
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"BUILD THE WALL!!!"
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 12:44
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Alors, vous comptez à dix pendant que nous fuyons!
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 12:51
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First one of you varmints starts whistlin' Dixie gets a musket ball between the eyes....
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 13:11
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Zut! What's an honest deserter supposed to do?

Maybe if we don't look at them, they'll go away.
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 13:27
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This was the punishment for answering the bridge troll's question unwisely.
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 13:39
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I think we have done quite well men, zer president can announce ve have closed und secured our borders against der... aa aaa aaaa AAachoooo Covid virus.
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 13:41
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Ven ve flee, Klaus, you vill stay and hold zer border, zat is vhy ve have tied zer rope around your todger...
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 13:42
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We are the thin blue line, well we used to be until Mavis washed our uniforms.
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 13:46
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Der fence? Zis is der fence!
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 13:48
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Sir! They won't give us our ball back!
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 14:16
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*** FYI, in case you didn’t recognise it, it’s the France/Switzerland border in WW1. Other borders also exist. ***
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 14:24
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The French build an anti-submarine net on the road to the nearest dock leaving for Australia.
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 15:16
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Vite! Vite! Mes amis - quickly to bring ze garlique, ze frommage, and ze white flag!

- Edvard
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 16:38
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What do we do if they decide to walk around our barricade Uncle Pierre?
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 16:50
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Merde, c’est Isoler la France
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 16:54
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I told you, you were holding the map upside down, this is the wrong front.
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Further evidence that nothing interesting ever happens in Switzerland.
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 17:54
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Switzerland mobilizes its forces on the French border (Cpl. Ementaler is on sick call).
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