Caption Competition Mk III

[NutLoose]

We don't need airstairs at Vietnam Air, we simply taxy over to the nearest rooftop and pick you up from there.

[NutLoose]

Welcome you your flight, your captain for today ( and described in sign language for the deaf ) will be Captain wun winglo.

[Dan Gerous]

15 Dollars, love you long time, plus booking fee, and additional fee for baggage.

[Ascend Charlie]

"OK girls, if you tap your ruby slippers together and say "There's no place like home" you will be transported to Kansas, or at least a better place than standing next to these two idiots."

[Surplus]

Eric was this tall and Ernie was only this tall, The Morecambe and Wise Appreciation Society's annual day out.
(My bad, it was the two Ronnies.)

[Kiltrash]

10 jabs in left shoulder all at once. Have this Airline Covid licked in a couple of months

[Kiltrash]

Nope, still prefer the Virgin Atlantic ad at Gatwick more..

[Kiltrash]

Little steps towards the launch of Hooter Air Vietnam.

[Kiltrash]

....and to prove they were all dressed in corporate colours, the ladies removed their blouses.

[NutLoose]

I'm a little teapot.........

[Kiltrash]

At SBAC 2023 the restrictions on aircraft displays reached new hights ( lows) 😐

[Chu Chu]

Even as they smiled for the camera, many were remembering the fate of the crew that leaned right.

[MPN11]

First Officer Hoskins recalled the happier days when he could look up skirts as the Cabin Crew boarded.

[MPN11]

The new training video demonstrated what happens with auto-throttle asymmetry.

[MPN11]

The airline’s Accountant saved more money by finding a box of old Viet Cong uniforms at tne back of the hangar.

[622]

..and as the picture was taken ...Captain Hoskins realised that the finger poking him in the back....wasn't, Miss Hong was in fact Mr Hung! ...

[NutLoose]

Sorry dear I won't be home early, I will be hard at it right on up to eight....

[Kiltrash]

As post Covid flights restart, Prince Andrew is enticed on board. Realises too late it was a FBI Honey Trap sting.

[Kiltrash]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

I'm a little teapot.........

Ooh Buster where are you..

[Kiltrash]

With 8 hostesses, the pilots night stops have to be in hotel executive suites.