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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 10:38
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We don't need airstairs at Vietnam Air, we simply taxy over to the nearest rooftop and pick you up from there.
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 10:44
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Welcome you your flight, your captain for today ( and described in sign language for the deaf ) will be Captain wun winglo.
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 11:05
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15 Dollars, love you long time, plus booking fee, and additional fee for baggage.



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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 11:06
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"OK girls, if you tap your ruby slippers together and say "There's no place like home" you will be transported to Kansas, or at least a better place than standing next to these two idiots."
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 11:27
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Eric was this tall and Ernie was only this tall, The Morecambe and Wise Appreciation Society's annual day out.
(My bad, it was the two Ronnies.)
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 11:33
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10 jabs in left shoulder all at once. Have this Airline Covid licked in a couple of months
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 11:34
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Nope, still prefer the Virgin Atlantic ad at Gatwick more..
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 11:35
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Little steps towards the launch of Hooter Air Vietnam.
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 11:37
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....and to prove they were all dressed in corporate colours, the ladies removed their blouses.
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 12:56
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I'm a little teapot.........
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 13:22
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At SBAC 2023 the restrictions on aircraft displays reached new hights ( lows) 😐
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 13:35
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Even as they smiled for the camera, many were remembering the fate of the crew that leaned right.
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 13:39
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First Officer Hoskins recalled the happier days when he could look up skirts as the Cabin Crew boarded.
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The new training video demonstrated what happens with auto-throttle asymmetry.
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The airline’s Accountant saved more money by finding a box of old Viet Cong uniforms at tne back of the hangar.
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 14:00
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..and as the picture was taken ...Captain Hoskins realised that the finger poking him in the back....wasn't, Miss Hong was in fact Mr Hung! ...
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Sorry dear I won't be home early, I will be hard at it right on up to eight....
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As post Covid flights restart, Prince Andrew is enticed on board. Realises too late it was a FBI Honey Trap sting.
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 14:45
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I'm a little teapot.........
Ooh Buster where are you..
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Old 23rd Feb 2021, 14:49
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With 8 hostesses, the pilots night stops have to be in hotel executive suites.
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