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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 16:33
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The Reverend Wilbert Awdry new series of books is a hit.
" Thomas the Tank "
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 17:39
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Those cats get tanked up on a Saturday night, and just about anything might happen.
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 17:48
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The gunner wanted to traverse the turret, but there wasn't enough room to swing a cat.
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 18:09
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I know it’s put a tiger In your tank, but there is a bloody war on.
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 19:37
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Cat finds another use during the war for his water bowl. Just make sure it's NOT the kitty litter tray.

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The cat might have brought a big cat in the form of a Tiger to the fight, but the Mouse had brought another Maus.
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 19:53
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Tom the Tigercat dreamed of the day when he would get his wings.
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 20:17
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No one had the balls to ask why he was such a grumpy cat.
However I can reveal he was miffed to be allocated to a Tiger 1 group and he wanted to be known as the :" Top Cat of the King Tiger force "
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 20:18
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Officer Dibble checked in with the station but it appears no laws had been broken.
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Why are you sitting on the barrel? Have you tried sitting on the fence?
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 20:35
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"Up 'til now it's been pretty good, but today it's my turn on the barrel."
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Just our luck to pick a mascot that hates tanks. But it looks like we've got him over a barrel now.
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Old 3rd Jan 2021, 23:27
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You might be right, he probably is clear of the muzzle brake.

That's okay -- there's more than one way to flay a cat.
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Householder rushes out in fury when his nightly sleep has been disturbed ' For the LAST time ' by cats squabbling outside his bedroom window.
Quickly retires saying not to bring a broom to a Catfight.
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 06:46
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The producers of TOWIE* realise the bitchy cat fight has got out of hand

* TOWIE is a UK tv reality show about stupid people.
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 06:52
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Fed up with being defeated by Doctor Who again, The Daleks upgrade their armour.
... and select the most cunning of their species as the leader using a thought transfer helmet to control the minds of the humans.
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Old 4th Jan 2021, 08:10
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As a mascot he's not up to much - every time we fire the gun he's left in a catatonic state...
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It's Top Gun for pussies.
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When Fido looked over the fence at the new German neighbours cat....he knew the chase was going to be tougher than usual!
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