Much excellent-ness, chaps. Particularly liked are:
Originally Posted by Nutloose
No the Hamilton came after this, this is the earlier Lewis gun.
Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
No, no, no laddies. I'll tell ye agin. Ye cannae bring it back wi oot the receipt, and besides, it's clearly bin used. If you want tae try that caper, the nearest ALDI is doon that way, the other side o yon barbed wire!
Originally Posted by Chu Chu
Desperate for something to aim at, Hoskins replaced his front sight with a small airplane.
A rare
double award to ...
Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
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No Mr Gatling, it's one gun each.
AND ...
The guns aren't selling so well Sir, but the 6 disc CD players are.
But, from my biassed perspective, the winner of this round has to be ...
Originally Posted by Treadigraph
Guns! Getcha luverly guns! Shillin' apiece or three for two bob... Hammunition, sixpence a drum
Back to you,
Treadigraph!