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Old 20th Jan 2020, 07:55
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"...and after three, everyone shout 'BONG'".
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 07:56
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"....and who bought Camilla the Sky Diving Experience Day for her birthday?"
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 08:01
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It's Air Canada. Better hurry Harry, we wouldn't want you to miss it...
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Controversy as doping is suspected at the Horse of the Year Show.
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 08:09
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 08:11
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"Are you sure that it is traditional for presidential guests to have to bungee jump before a banquet?
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 08:59
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Grandma. Did you turn Boris' zip line into a slingshot?
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MM: Look up there Harry. That's ambition....you can stop looking now.
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 09:10
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"(sniffs...) I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."
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Is it cause I is wearing black?

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Old 20th Jan 2020, 10:26
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Did you get the poppy drop sorted out Meg?

Poppy? I thought you said Pippa!
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 10:29
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Even our farts smell of Maple.
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 11:03
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Yes I realise your Granfather needs mobility assistance now but a wheelchair would have been rather more appropriate than a man carrying drone...
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 11:05
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"I can understand it from Harry, but why hasn't William tied his tie with a Windsor Knot?"
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 11:13
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Gosh, 45(R) Squadron are certainly keen on close formations ... whoops.
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"Sorry Harry, but the doc insisted we removed your belt, laces and aiguillette's"
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Old 20th Jan 2020, 12:10
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They were all too busy looking up to notice the little telltale of what was to come...Meghan carrying a purse full of Canadian $$.
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