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I have had a word with Justin and seems Archie and I are OK for citizenship due to my residency, and skills, however you on the other hand do not have enough points on the visa application.
It appears that Philips had your bed sheets tested and Charles is not your Dad, so the family want the £75.4m they paid you back. But they are willing to be reasonable and will only expect £75m.. keep the loose change
[/QUOTE]"It's OK, dear, I can get a job as a lawyer!"
"I hate to break this to you, but you're not really a lawyer!"
"Yes, I am, in Series 3 I passed the exams!"
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Not now, dear, I have a headache ... my family.
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Come on, babe, Canada’s great. It’s got, umm, ahhh ... how about California, then?
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OK, darling, have you considered hair transplants? Or extensions? Or colorizing?
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Surely you could get a flying job with SouthWest, or Alaskan? Or even WestJet?
I’d fly with you, if the freebies were right.
I’d fly with you, if the freebies were right.
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Guess what! I’m pregnant!!
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Oh, come on ... Curling is a great game! And my brush strokes are grrrreat!
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Cheer up, sweetie ... we don’t use Flybe anyway.
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M: "Didn't 216 do VIP lomg-haul?"
H: "Yes, but they just drone now."
H: "Yes, but they just drone now."
Cheer up Sweetheart, it won't be that bad!
Yea, but we had the pick of the world.......f*%kin' Canada?
Yea, but we had the pick of the world.......f*%kin' Canada?
