Caption competition

[cattletruck]

Limited offer only, buy one and we'll throw in 2 pairs of safety glasses for free.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ok, we can all take these ridiculous hard hats off now........oh.

[622]

Guy in white hat:


"Don't worry Sir, it's not the first time I've been called to the bridge and told to bring a crowbar and some Vaseline!"

[Buster Hyman]

First time on a Rhine cruise?
Rhine cruise? You idiot Falofaloo, I said book a rind cruise!

[Wensleydale]

Once again, the spell checker in the requirements section had caused problems....the Fat Deck should have read Flt Deck.

[NutLoose]

So in the UK we would call it a Sam Browne, but in your case one thinks the northern version called the Chubby Brown is more apt.



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[NutLoose]

"I don't think your doctors recommendation of once around the harbour to improve your fitness involved a boat."

[NutLoose]

And as you see we have installed a meat grinder next to the wheel so you can produce your burgers as you go into combat.

[NutLoose]

So much for the MOD's confidence in us, this guy they sent along is a submariner

[Buster Hyman]

No Sir, this isn't the Poop deck. Why do you ask....oh....

[Danny42C]

"Now before discussing the finer points of the contract, there is the little matter of the facilitation fee...."Shall we say two million - each ?"......."In Naira ?"......."No, in US$ - to be paid into a Swiss Bank Account !"

[NutLoose]

"So when do you think this Government lackie will take us to the all you can eat buffet"

[Buster Hyman]

"When do we get to see the barrel boy?"
"Err...that's an old, outdated tradition that...umm...we banished long ago...ahem!"
"Ahh, okay then. Lunch will have to do..."

[jwcook]

Whichever way you look at it the Tongan Navy's gross tonnage has seen a huge increase.

[Wensleydale]

The Tongan Armed Forces athletics team had made the basic error of watching the box set of "The Great British Bake Off" back to back!

[DirtyProp]

"Full speed ahead, Captain!"
"We already are, sir."
"But we're barely moving. How come?"
"Well, ahem....let me show you the Officer's mess. Shall we?"

[Buster Hyman]

Engineer to Bridge...who gave the order to dive?

[Flap Track 6]

I think this one has run out of steam, now

A special Mention-in-Despatches to SATCOS WHIPPING BOY for the caption:

Commander - "Why are we wearing these ridiculous safety goggles?"

Admiral - " I am glad you ask, but if your tunic buttons get stressed any more they could easily take someone's eye out; it happened to Nelson".

and the winner is CoffmanStarter for a genuine laugh-out-loud moment with:

We might have to skip the midget sub demonstration we had planned

Thank you all for your excellent responses.

Over to you, sir.

[CoffmanStarter]

Many thanks FT6

I've had my fair share of 'wins' recently ... So I'd like someone else to have a go if that's OK

SATCO ... Would you like to put one up mate ?

Best ...

Coff.

PS. PM sent to SATCO

[CoffmanStarter]

OK Chaps ... It's been 24Hrs with no Comms from SATCO ...

So ... OPEN HOUSE ... We'll go with the first pic to be posted from now ... Which perhaps SATCO could judge idc

Hope that's OK with everyone.

Cheers ...

Coff.