Caption competition
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Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Inside Hair Farce Wun.
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“Make sure he dead, and not pretend. And send me two dog-burger with fries.”
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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Why my call sign Wun Wing Lo? Why not butch names like Maverick or Viper in Top Gun?
Why am I the only passenger on the plane. not that I want hoards of the great unwashed?
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Why am I the only passenger on the plane not that I want hoards of the great unwashed?. Great Leader it is the only way we can comply with the FAA mandated 90 second evacuation rule due to your exceptional girth.
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Why am I the only passenger on the plane not that I want hoards of the great unwashed?. Great Leader it is the only way we can comply with the FAA mandated 90 second evacuation rule due to your exceptional girth.
Ginger on wing to psychiatrist: "Doc, you gotta help me! I have this recurrent nightmare every time I go to sleep: I dream that I am asleep on an aircraft wing. I open my eyes and there's a giant pig smoking a cigarette staring at me!" Cue Twilight Zone music.
- Ed
- Ed
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“Hey, you wake up. Where my Met report?”
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“Pilot, alter course. This is not a panoramic view.”
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Fat Wun realises why he prefers railway travel, as the view disappears behind him instead of following him.
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In a parallel universe, I would not have to be a chubby figure of fun with a bad smoking habit.
I could be . . . . snoozing in the sun up in the clouds. And - hey - I could have a ginger beard!
I could be . . . . snoozing in the sun up in the clouds. And - hey - I could have a ginger beard!
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
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I'm the urban spaceman, Comrade; I've got speed
I've got everything I need...
HEY! YOU! GET OFFA MY CLOUD!
I've got everything I need...
HEY! YOU! GET OFFA MY CLOUD!