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Old 26th Dec 2018, 06:12
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Hogwarts Combined Cadet Force go to camp.
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 06:36
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Is that a broom between your legs or are you just pleased to see me?
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 06:40
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"I need a bit more thrust - pull my finger!"
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 06:41
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John would have joined them, but unfortunately had lost his Cat.
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 07:24
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This is safer than line stern.

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No more than 4 gee or the boss will fly off the handle.
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 07:36
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Ooh, splinter!
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 07:41
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I call it “FLIAGRA”!
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 08:51
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I laugh in your face. £5m for a anti drone system ?
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Pep and Jurgen go head to head in the Premier League race
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Coyote looks to ACME for the latest Road Runner Persuit system
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 08:52
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"The US Army, soldier, is Practically Perfect in Every Way."
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 09:08
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"Bet you $50 we can fly round Gatwick for 24 hours or more without anyone stopping us."
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 10:19
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"Mr President, as you can see, this emerging technology does not enable migrants criminals to fly over your wall as of this moment in time."
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 10:19
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Beats as it sweeps as it cleans.
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 10:29
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Onwards and upwards . . . . and when they get into space, they will find a vacuum waiting for them!
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 10:55
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Damm camouflage is no good here
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Sometimes even Superman needs a hand
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Personal transport to solve the congestion in Mexico
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 11:00
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Trump Tweets ' No more boots on tbe ground in Syria'
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 13:49
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‘Screw you and the Broom you rode in on’
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 13:55
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Tryouts for the RAF Quidditch team proceeded apace..
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 14:46
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I hate these budget cuts. .. from F-35 to Nimbus 1000, when we were promised Nimbus 2000..

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Old 26th Dec 2018, 14:49
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So, Hoskins, you found these where exactly?

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Old 26th Dec 2018, 16:31
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Nutty and Buster on a night out hoping to sweep a couple of fillies off their feet
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No Sargent, checked everywhere nothing about being drunk in charge of a broomstick
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