Caption competition

[Dan Gerous]

"Nice ankles Mildred".

[Hydromet]

Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever

Actually working on aeroplanes is just like being with my husband, They are both noisy, smelly, dirty, ungrateful, and cantankerous....

... and hard to get started.

[Danny42C]

"This is the last time I'm going on a Treasure Hunt !"

[treadigraph]

"I've been here for over six hours and not a sniff of Guy Martin..."

[Kiltrash]

By product of the men off to war and the women doing their jobs.... Lesbianism. Well it does get lonely at night...

[c52]

Thanks to Daz, the lady technicians of the Royal Air Force don't worry about getting oil on their sparkling white uniforms.

[ValMORNA]

Typical men! If you want a job doing properly, do it yourself!

[Fantome]

"Oh God give me strength! Just imagine what some smart-Alec chauvinist will do with this photo of we women doing our bit. We may even feature in some "new age" caption competition, where the crassest of crass will ascribe all manner of perverse interpretations for the cheap laugh. Frankly girls, I predict these low-lifes will give us the tom-tits some day. If we let them."

[Big Pistons Forever]

Originally Posted by Fantome

BIG PISTONS - If I may suggest small amendment -

"Actually working on certain aeroplanes is just like being with my husband. Both can be noisy, smelly, dirty, unresponsive, and cantankerous...."

I approve ! .........

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Last drinks!! Judging tomorrow.

[NutLoose]

"Hold on tight Mavis and we'll take you for a spin"

[NutLoose]

"Actually working on certain aeroplanes is just like being a gyneocologist. Both can be smelly, dirty, unresponsive, and cantankerous and you often find yourself fiddling around with small parts up long dark orifices...."

[SASless]

Nutty and Buster shall never be accused of looking like this.....working on aircraft!

[Danny42C]

"This damn' thing'll never start, Mavis - call the AA !"

[Danny42C]

The Four Airwomen of the Apocalypse ?

[Danny42C]

"Dead engines have been known to kick -
And slice an arm off pretty quick ...."

[Danny42C]

"I wonder where we could find a Hucks Starter like that nice old Danny was telling us about ?"

[Danny42C]

Silent, in wild surmise ?

[Danny42C]

"The Famous 'Fixit Four' fiddle frantically for fear of their Flight-Sergeant Fitter ?"

[Danny42C]

"Careful, Barbara - this might be the one with the old Clerk of Works's ashes in it that that old goat Danny was telling us about !"

[Story: "Pilot's Brevet", Page 172 , #3431 end bit].