Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

We left it right here! I don't know where it's gone.
Perhaps that's why it's called a Phantom?

[Buster Hyman]

...and as you'll see Minister, we believe we have found a viable alternative to the F-35.

[SASless]

By going to a single engine and adding more fuel storage we can still takeoff in a shorter distance than the Jags and stay airborne longer assuming our initial ROC allows us to clear the Perimeter Fence.

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, I know it's in bits but, as you'll by these figures, it's still faster than the Tornado.

[Buster Hyman]

Surely it can't be that hard? Even the RAAF fly them!

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Smethurst- "Yes, I got the idea for the fuel tank design after a visit to the WRAF Block"
Bloggs- "I've seen some of those girls, did you have much trouble scaling it down?"

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

"Keep it below 100kts and 2g and that packing tape will hold just fine"

[Kiltrash]

Reported was parked in Liverpool last night? Find out who did this and sign them up...a lot quicker than that Nutloose fella from engineering department

[andytug]

"You'll have to use the force, Luke!"

[andytug]

"This is the last time we buy one from IKEA!"

[ivor toolbox]

"So Rolls-Royce have come up with this contraption to install the engine, that takes 6 blokes 4 hours, and the Yanks can do it with 4 blokes and 2 hours... someone explain why we didn't keep the J79?"

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Ivor.. phormer Phantom Phixer

[Kiltrash]

Yes I know you have spent 30 Hours stripping it down to find the un commanded yaw problem, but it seems the Right wing was off a Royal Navy version and the left wing is the original RAF version . bit of a c@ck up in the stores department.... sorry old chap

[Kiltrash]

Are you sure that ticking noise is just the engine cooling down?

[ShyTorque]

"Are you absolutely certain the big white thing goes up the big hole at the back end?"

"Roger"

"Precisely!"

[c52]

"It says here that the aircraft is to remain entirely covered in packing tape until the both engines are mounted."

[Jin First]

It doesn't matter how much packing tape or how many address labels you stick on it, DHL won't accept it until you put it in a box.

[c52]

"Perhaps if we turn the diagram upside-down we'll be able to work out which end is the front."

[Buster Hyman]

What does "Warranty Void if removed" mean?

[ivor toolbox]

"er, chief, you go tell the riggers it won't fit"

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[ivor toolbox]

"... and with this, brains over there says it will do Wattisham to Coningsby in 8 minutes"

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