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"Mexican American huh.......... You're Fired!"
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"This is my trigger finger... well it would have been, but dad pulled some strings and got me off the draft"
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"Yes I type all my tweets with this one finger"
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"It's rectal hair, treated right and looked after I found it makes a great comb over and looks natural"
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"Yes I was once a model, can't you tell, the image of my hand was used on enquiry and toilet signs the world over"
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“THIS is the areshole who ordered an Hawaiian Pizza.”
Oh this? was sent to me by that nice man, Boris Johnson, it was developed by MI5 and is called the Walther PPP, for presidents Personal Protection but has a trade name of 'Invisigun'
Now after the success of sacking all the Air Traffic Controllers I have sacked the Presidents Special Service and am now looking after myself, don't you just love the Second Ammendment
(Congress) he has really lost it now, time to dust off the twenty fifth ammendment
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"No idea ... ask him, he's the expert on noodles."