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Old 30th May 2018, 21:58
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Son, we call this a Cannon. Now, would you like to see my Howitzer?

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Old 30th May 2018, 23:51
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Hyphen-Smyth seemed miffed he had to wear blue as he identified with Pink.
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Old 31st May 2018, 02:03
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So thats where the Aussies got the turned up left brim ! who knew ?
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Old 31st May 2018, 02:18
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Tomkins! Is that dirt under your fingernails?
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Old 31st May 2018, 03:17
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See there is an app for that
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Old 31st May 2018, 03:39
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Uhh sir ? wouldn't it be easier to simply open the gate in the fence ? Just askin . . .
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Old 31st May 2018, 03:41
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Fire in the hole --- fire in the hole . . . dammit corporal fubar . . . pay attention !
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Old 31st May 2018, 04:58
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Sorry Son, but the 2nd Amendment says I'm allowed to have it & the 1st Amendment allows me to tell you to [email protected]#* OFF!
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Old 31st May 2018, 07:37
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One round every 7 minutes, Bit poor rate of fire don't you think Corporal Gatling?
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Old 31st May 2018, 07:43
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Sorry General we have been sent 7 pound cannonballs for a 5 pounder...Well bore it out, do I have to think of everything.....
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Old 31st May 2018, 08:51
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"And remember, light the second charge when you hit 88 miles per hour"
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Old 31st May 2018, 08:55
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"It came in the post Sir, apparently we now all qualify for the Long Sevice and Good Conduct Gong"
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Old 31st May 2018, 09:10
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"Don't tell me the guns pointing the wrong way, after some of our commands decisions, I'm targeting the right target"
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Old 31st May 2018, 09:14
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"With this ring I thee wed....."
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Old 31st May 2018, 09:18
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"Shouldn't we be moving out Sir"
"Naa stuff him, I'm not dragging this heavy bugger all the way over to the Little Bighorn, I cannot see the point."


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Old 31st May 2018, 10:06
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Stand up straight, or I'll show you another use for that ramrod.
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Old 31st May 2018, 10:38
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"You're wearing that D for Dunce cap for a reason - asking that kid to "Polish my knob" is NOT the way to get this cannon clean!"
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Old 31st May 2018, 10:58
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Hang on.. I think this is a muzzle loader.

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Old 31st May 2018, 11:14
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Old 31st May 2018, 12:45
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Hey, look! I've got an identical handbag to you. Selfridges sale, was it?
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