Caption competition

[jwcook]

Judging time..

While my own entries are again well deserving winners, I will disqualify myself from this comp this time.

In third place
Lafyar Cokov "....and you see sir - with this picture in the caption competition it will give me a chance to show off my Rapier-like wit!"

In Second place
SASess "The Minister was used to being Brown Nosed....but this move to digital was a bit disconcerting!"

And the Winner is:-
Coffmanstarter "Yep ... If you crank up the out power on the radar and point the dish down ... you can cook a Full English on that flat plate there ... or brainwash a Marine"


take it away Coffmanstarter.

[SASless]

Brainwash a Marine.....that shouldn't take long now would it?

[CoffmanStarter]

Many thanks ...

We seem to like "Talking Heads" so let's run this one ...



Coff.

[Wander00]

Last one through the little hole in front is a cissy.

[TyroPicard]

The one in the middle... "Take me to your leader..."

[jwcook]

"I say Ginger! are those holes really for in flight catering??"
"Thats not what I meant when I said shut your pie hole."

[jwcook]

"These holes bring back lots of memories!"

"Boarding school Sir?"

[Dunky]

"These in-flight urinals are damn tricky things to use aren't they"?

[Buster Hyman]

"...and what did Frank say?"
"Well, he wasn't happy. Said that he should've been on top"
"Really? I thought he liked the ball turret."
"Nah, said it plays merry hell with his hemorhoids"

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Was that the Ice cream truck?

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Clouds?
No
...Canopy?
No
.....Crack?
Where?
There.
No
.....C eh?......Curvature?
Bingo!
Ok...I spy...

[jwcook]

There was an stoney silence in the ball turret after Ginger blurted out - "I thought you were bringing the machines guns"

[Kiltrash]

Well SORRY, that I forgot the pee packs,

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Alien voice outside, (however translated into earthling speak)
see how the eye's pop out when we apply the rectal probe

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One day civilians will fly faster than this in shirt and tie, drinking champagne?, NEVER

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Pilot, Get used to this close bonding, One day there will be male civil parnerships
Nav, Never then eject's

[airborne_artist]

"I've never come this way before."

[Dunky]

"Do you know the way to San Jose"?

[Buster Hyman]

....nice helmet.
I beg your pardon???

[aviate1138]

Jacques Cousteau's grandson, despite lack of French Government cash, finally built his

Bathysphere from surplus RAF parts - including the two wax figures visible inside.....the right

hand one being a Tom Cruise dummy.

[Dunky]

"No more beans for you m'lad".

[Kiltrash]

That is either a VERY good camera or the camera plane it TOO close
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Standard caption
Too close for missels switching to guns
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(back to male bonding)
Yet again Buster and Nutloose find themselves in very close proximity

[Wander00]

Are you sure this is a midget submarine?

[toptobottom]

"Whaddya mean, 'DIVE, DIVE, DIVE'?!"

[toptobottom]

"Down a bit. Down a bit more. Tad more. Left a bit. GOT IT! Been trying to reach that itch for ages...!"