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Stu Atha: "Hey Pongo, you'll never believe this! I've got the Minister's porno mags behind my back and I found them right up there..."
Pongo: "...and look at his right arm...that explains why they're still warm!"
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"Ahh... that ones RAF Sir"
" I see, impressive bit of kit.... early warning Radar?"
"No Sir, Sky TV Sir, we won't deploy anywhere without it"
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"You see that Pongo, twin receivers, it means we now have Sky Plus, we gave up on your Sitreps and now get our intelligence 24/7 off CNN"
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"Looks like the Ministers buying your line of sh*te briefing.... Errr, sorry I meant sight"
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" I see, impressive bit of kit.... early warning Radar?"
"No Sir, Sky TV Sir, we won't deploy anywhere without it"
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"You see that Pongo, twin receivers, it means we now have Sky Plus, we gave up on your Sitreps and now get our intelligence 24/7 off CNN"
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"Looks like the Ministers buying your line of sh*te briefing.... Errr, sorry I meant sight"
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Army Colonel: "Yes, it's ours, keep your filthy mitts off it"
Crab bloke "We used to have some of those, you can see where we broke it look, up there"
Booty Colonel: "I hate being out of my depth"
Crab bloke "We used to have some of those, you can see where we broke it look, up there"
Booty Colonel: "I hate being out of my depth"
"The Minister was used to being Brown Nosed....but this move to digital was a bit disconcerting!"
Look at this crap that YOU Minister have won on e-bay for £2.6M, wish that you had taken some advice from the people that know.
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So it's descided then, where ever Kate and Wills go one of these will accommpany them in case of stray photographers.
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As your Minister I would like you to protect the coloured players from racism
'Sir Humphrey voice' 'Yes Minister'
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So it's descided then, where ever Kate and Wills go one of these will accommpany them in case of stray photographers.
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As your Minister I would like you to protect the coloured players from racism
'Sir Humphrey voice' 'Yes Minister'
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Stu Atha: Well Minister your expectations are up there"
Pongo: "and were funded at this level down here"
Minister "When I said whats happening - I meant the green lid behind me..."
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"Since we can't afford to recruit anymore, we've taken on some of those unemployed johnnies on the Workfare program, just now they're up there testing some prototype parachutes".
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"That's the bit that swung round smacking the Marine in the face and knocking his teeth out"
Yes, the radar is that good it can tell us the sex of that fly
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Yes, these are on the way to the Falklands, just a shame we no longer have the manpower to operate them, so we have some of the islanders being trained
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Yes, these are on the way to the Falklands, just a shame we no longer have the manpower to operate them, so we have some of the islanders being trained
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..."And that one there Minister is being sold off to the Argentines, so we are now left with 2".
" No its not sir its that one over there, this one is being mothballed as spares for the remaining one so we can get it operational...we did have one more but it fell off a roof in Tower Hamlets over the summer so we are a bit stretched"
" No its not sir its that one over there, this one is being mothballed as spares for the remaining one so we can get it operational...we did have one more but it fell off a roof in Tower Hamlets over the summer so we are a bit stretched"
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