Caption competition

[Big Pistons Forever]

Caption for a bunch of brass hats standing around a chart.

Then: Right, this is the plan for the next phase of the war

Now: If we optimize the synergies obtained from realigning the force structure along this main line of effort, I predict that we can increase the percentage of hard kills through the use of joint force kinetic effects by 11.09 %.

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

Ah ... the Circle of Uncertainty ... we're going to need bigger legs on these dividers Squiffy ... let's have your braces off old chap

[CoffmanStarter]

Careful Sir ... when the last chap scratched the mess anti-room table the PMC went ballistic

[CoffmanStarter]

OK ... 10nm left of track on a heading of 220' doing 230 kts ... so that's 220' minus Squiffy's hat size divided by Sammy's inside leg measurement multiplied buy the circumference of Lloydy's truss and we'll be back on track quicker than you can blink ... I really don't know why the Nav's make all this stuff so complicated

[Ascend Charlie]

While Air Marshal Scissorhands was demonstrating his new fingernail extensions for navigation purposes, Air Commodore Depp was thinking of his grandson Johnny and an entirely different use for them...

[TyroPicard]

Not really an entry, just thought you might like to relive one of the Goon Shows....

Ziss is my plan of attack!
Looks like a nail to me, Sir...
No, it's a tack...

[SASless]

Little did they know how British and French efforts at working on Underground Projects would turn out.

[Buster Hyman]

"...and here is the last place we saw the cheese eating surrender monkeys. Any thoughts where they went?"

[Baron 58P]

"Are you sure that is the closest Pizza place? It seems an awful long way...."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

The nav team completes the planning for the RAF's remaining aircraft to do its sortie for the month. Another 4 Air Officers are filing the flight plan.

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"No Sir, getting a larger pair of calipers doesnt extend the range of the Lancaster.."

[MReyn24050]

"You actually cycled that far, Sir? Well done."

[NutLoose]

Last calls for the current competition, seems Coff has run out of ideas scoring and handing over the reigns Tuesday unless a mad rush of entries. It's been a pretty good turn out

[Onceapilot]

"Sorry chaps, this is going to hurt us, by my calculations we all live within the personal contribution distance now."

OAP

[EngAl]

Well little fella, you want to drop a Tallboy and I want to drop a Fatboy.
Bad news - I get the casting vote, take one pace forward.

[EyesFront]

In the quest to save money, home-to-duty mileage claims come under ever-closer scrutiny

[Rather be Gardening]

Algy had a strong suspicion that Ginger was deliberately losing each game of Strip Navigating because he loved being the team brew bitch.

[Buster Hyman]

"Shhh....SHHH! ...Was that the Ice Cream truck?"

[LurkerBelow]

I say, playing battleships for real is a lot more harder than the board game - I can see why uckers is so much more popular with the lower ranks...