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Old 25th Nov 2005, 12:10
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OK, I'm only the Nav but my willy is THIS BIG'.
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 13:05
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The new helmet mounted sighting system produced some strange reactions from the more faint hearted aircrew.
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 13:08
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Back-seater to guy stood on the hill:

"We're not worthy, we're not worthy!"
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 13:35
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Goaaallllllllllll!
 
Old 25th Nov 2005, 13:58
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"It took hours putting this nail varnish on, and I'm not touching a thing 'till it's dry"
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 14:15
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Y M C A, it's fun to stay at the YMCA
 
Old 25th Nov 2005, 14:21
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'After the storesperson met an unfortunate end, Flt. Lt. Hawkins had to prove that his long-awaited and suspiciously new gloves were free of blood, lest he be implicated in any crime'.
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 14:30
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They have even manage to lean the stick from the back seat.
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 14:56
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp Let me oooooooooooout!

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Bloggs had always suffered from the \"Did I lock the back door\" syndrome and until he was proscribed medication, it had played havoc with his life. Even though he now had it under control, the stress of this new environment was causing him to take heed of the little voice again.
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 15:00
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The OC thought the 'Nude Sooty and Sweep' addition to the display a little OTT.
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 15:21
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We missed the b*****d farmer by only this much...yyiiiippppeeeeeeeee!
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 15:35
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fish
hello mum

i am on tv

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Old 25th Nov 2005, 16:08
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PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!!!!!
Keep your hands where I can see them!!
Step away from the vehicle!!!
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Old 25th Nov 2005, 17:25
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"Look Mum, no hands!"

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"I tell him left, he goes right. What can you do. Oy, vey."
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Old 26th Nov 2005, 06:23
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One day son all this will be your's.
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Old 26th Nov 2005, 06:32
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Standard reaction when an Apache's got the shot. You wanna go low-level, you play to our rules.
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Old 26th Nov 2005, 09:42
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Bloggs attempt to get the barmans attention failed miserably
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Old 26th Nov 2005, 10:54
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Not a caption, just a question, what was wrong with the "old" caption competition?
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Old 26th Nov 2005, 18:45
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Okay, okay, we surrender.
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Old 26th Nov 2005, 20:41
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Ronald McDonald was delighted with the perks of his celebrity status, but did he really have to dress in this ridiculous outfit?
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