Judgement Day:
In 3rd place we have ACW599's contribution with the astute observation
Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
(... try google ...)
In 2nd place, Mend Em with:
There you have it. The answer to the question of 'How many Tomcats can you fit in a mini?' is 'Not quite one'.
(... and obviously some people care about the difference between Tomcats and Eagles in such circumstances.)
And the winner is cattletruck with
The ordinance sheet said attach one bomb. Now, a bit to the right...