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Old 9th Oct 2010, 03:26
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Sac Bloggs demonstrates the new Health and Safety equipment being introduced for those that walk to work along pavements..


Or...


Cadet Bloggs of no 5 sqn ATC meets his new Officer Commanding, following the restructuring of the Air Rank to disperse some of the dead wood.
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Old 9th Oct 2010, 04:26
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And then, when I pull this string, the personal helium balloon packed around my neck deploys. At 800' AGL I pull this second string, and as I fall away from the balloon my static line 'chute deploys.

It's the perfect answer to the lack of aircraft availability, and puts the Air back in the SAS again.
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Old 9th Oct 2010, 07:17
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It's slightly better than last week Sir, when we caught him with an inflatable sheep.
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Old 9th Oct 2010, 07:25
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"Yes Baldrick, what is it?"
"I have a cunning plan Sir..."
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Old 9th Oct 2010, 13:03
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That whistling sound? That'll be your pension deflating.
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Old 9th Oct 2010, 13:13
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More healthy in-flight catering ordered when nav's double chin problem reaches epic proportions.
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Old 10th Oct 2010, 14:51
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Well Sir, we got the idea from that Leary character; by removing the seats and making them stand, we can fit an extra 20 blokes in... And by using the the life vest as a cushion, they can even sleep comfortably!

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Old 10th Oct 2010, 17:11
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Right, that's enough of that. Judging time:

In Bronze is Finelychopped with;
I wish I had a Samsonite suitcase.
Silver goes to 622 for;
The AVM did enjoy his game of Human Buckaroo.
The gold is awarded to Siggie for;
That whistling sound? That'll be your pension deflating.

Over to you.
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Old 10th Oct 2010, 18:26
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The AVM in that last comp was John Thomson - Guess he was AOC 1 Gp at the time...
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Old 10th Oct 2010, 20:33
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I hope this one hasn't been outed before

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Old 10th Oct 2010, 21:00
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Harry & Ron found that an Army career made up for when there were no more books to film.
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The newly formed Hogwarts military academy proved extremely popular, especially when it came to practical air support training exercises.

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Old 11th Oct 2010, 08:55
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Troops to be disciplined after being caught joy riding on mother-in-laws transport.
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and then the SWO said he had an idea about how we could sweep up as we went along!
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Old 11th Oct 2010, 08:59
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Due to government cuts the army has finally run out of bats.
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Army recruits discover that the broom goes just one inch higher to join the Navy.
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Old 11th Oct 2010, 12:37
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Conclusive proof that the Chinese are already flight capable with their very own 'knock-off' version of the F35B.

or


"Rook Mum....no hands!"
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Old 11th Oct 2010, 13:31
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You think this is cool, pull my finger and watch the burners kick in.
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Old 11th Oct 2010, 14:25
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Apprentice team Synergy fail to convince Lord Alan that their advert for AmsAir, "Make a Clean Sweep of your Business Competitors", would sell many seats.
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