Caption competition
Lcpl Wee Willy O'Hara, being not the sharpest bayonet in the unit....
"Maam, the SgtMajor said he would have me balls for breakfast....is this where I report?"
"Maam, the SgtMajor said he would have me balls for breakfast....is this where I report?"
Evertonian
Nurse1: "I'm sorry soldier but, whilst you might believe it to be true, the Army does not consider that an Armour Piercing weapon."
Nurse 2: "Although, it does look like it's been exposed to Depleted Uranium..."
Nurse 2: "Although, it does look like it's been exposed to Depleted Uranium..."