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Old 5th Mar 2010, 07:04
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When instructed to present his weapon for inspection, it became clear that Private Bloggs had misunderstood his orders.

Or

Is it 5.56 or 9mm?

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Old 5th Mar 2010, 07:33
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And so, it was conclusively proven, that the Sun did not shine out of the Captains arse!
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Old 5th Mar 2010, 08:16
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Private Bloggs modelling the new "Reverse Burka"

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Old 5th Mar 2010, 09:05
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Medical? No dear, this is catering..... but thanks ever so much for dropping by!
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Old 5th Mar 2010, 13:40
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Lcpl Wee Willy O'Hara, being not the sharpest bayonet in the unit....

"Maam, the SgtMajor said he would have me balls for breakfast....is this where I report?"
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Old 5th Mar 2010, 20:40
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"I said, at Ease Mister!!!"
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Old 6th Mar 2010, 09:53
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You want a sample?? you will need a bigger container than that maam


((I wish)
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Old 6th Mar 2010, 10:25
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Blonde - "Sorry son, them balls are far too small for you to be an Apache or Chinook pilot"

Red Head - "Yeap, Puma or Merlin for you boy!"
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Old 6th Mar 2010, 16:47
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I should have joined the Royal Navy, I think!
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Old 6th Mar 2010, 22:06
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I'm sorry Madam, but the Flashearts have always carried their towels like this.
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Old 6th Mar 2010, 23:30
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I'm the delivery guy from Subway. Which one of you lovely ladies ordered the footlong with the works? And would you like some creamy mayonnaise at no extra charge?
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Old 7th Mar 2010, 03:56
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Hang on...Didn't I see you two on top of a tank in a previous caption competition?
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Old 7th Mar 2010, 05:18
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"no, I am just happy to see you.."
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Old 7th Mar 2010, 06:21
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Blonde, "Airman! When I say salute, I mean salute. NOT present arms!"
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Old 7th Mar 2010, 12:36
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"Well, I don't think they're unfeasibly large".
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Old 7th Mar 2010, 14:20
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Airman demonstrates the body armour paid for by Gordon Brown: bug@er all use for stopping bullets but great for covering your six.
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Old 8th Mar 2010, 01:19
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"I don't know about you Nurse Grunt****le, but Air Force Regulations are quite specific when it comes to quality vs width."
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Old 8th Mar 2010, 02:29
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"Well we double-checked the handbook but, no, that doesn't count as 'personal growth' under your OJAR review..."

I/C
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Old 8th Mar 2010, 23:26
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...well, the fighter guys said I should always protect my six from an unseen attacker.
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Old 9th Mar 2010, 00:22
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Nurse1: "I'm sorry soldier but, whilst you might believe it to be true, the Army does not consider that an Armour Piercing weapon."
Nurse 2: "Although, it does look like it's been exposed to Depleted Uranium..."
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