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Old 5th Jun 2009, 11:57
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Well, I'll have to give the squeegee-men their due, they're bloody inventive.
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 13:24
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MPs take extreme steps to avoid GB's cabinet 're-shuffle'.
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 13:37
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"I know he's got elevator failure, but wouldn't it be easier if he cut the engine, rather than me try to pull him onto the runway?"
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 21:17
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Do pay attention 007...
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Old 5th Jun 2009, 22:46
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Last edited by Jimmy Macintosh; 5th Jun 2009 at 23:30.
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Old 6th Jun 2009, 07:49
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"My postillion has been hit by lightning!"

bystander - "Looks like a ladder to me mate."

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Old 6th Jun 2009, 23:19
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This plane isnt actually trying to pick him up, the bike is, and that passenger is just so deperate for the toilet.
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Old 7th Jun 2009, 07:51
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Customs decided to do a surprise check on Ascot 12345
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Old 7th Jun 2009, 08:19
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"Oi, mate - what're you up to?"

"Well, I was cleaning windows until this idiot pilot turned up!"
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Old 7th Jun 2009, 14:23
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Gordon smiled wolfishly as Hazel clambered on board for her wing-walking session; "Pin yourself on with your stupid wee brooch, you disloyal dwarf"
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Old 7th Jun 2009, 15:39
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stuntman to self .·º oookkkaaayy, this is where I start hoping the pilot isn't one of those pprune idiots..º·.

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Old 8th Jun 2009, 11:55
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I had to laugh out loud at this one....

The latest and cruelest pastime for light aircraft pilots......Pillion fishing
Over to you GPMG
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Old 8th Jun 2009, 12:28
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Thank you very much Shawtarce.

Lets see how this one does.




Judging on Friday.
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Old 8th Jun 2009, 12:49
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Hereford's response to the ban on Puma!!
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Old 8th Jun 2009, 13:03
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Al Gore's Green Police
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Old 8th Jun 2009, 14:25
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The G20 protestors had nowhere to go when they saw this green initiative from the Riot squad.


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Security in Hanks nursing home had come a long way since he'd been admitted. Now, there was nowhere he could hide in his electric wheelchair.
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Old 8th Jun 2009, 15:22
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Front row - FIRE
Back row - FIRE

oops....
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Old 8th Jun 2009, 17:06
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Squad! - Hit Breaks Now!
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Old 8th Jun 2009, 17:29
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After initial training - stepping on rakes - the squad moved on to Segways.
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Old 8th Jun 2009, 17:41
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Left wheel, qui..i..ick MARCH!
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