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Old 25th May 2009, 12:17
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Well Lt Bloggs, its either you get in this barrel...or you are in the one back on ship tonight !
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Old 25th May 2009, 18:22
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Hmmm....the fast-deployment reel looks good -but where's the flippin' hose ?
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Old 26th May 2009, 01:23
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BAE Systems demonstrate their newest weapon: "Wheel of fortune".
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Old 26th May 2009, 06:17
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Is there a chance that your wife and the rest of them assumed the christmas draw is being held in the wardroom as usual sir?

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Old 26th May 2009, 06:31
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"Are those carton of cigarettes taped to the wheel? Those f@cking movers will try anything to get their contaband into the country"
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Old 26th May 2009, 08:34
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Righto chaps. I've got a roll of thread so help me look for that bluddy needle!
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Old 26th May 2009, 11:24
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Walmington-on-Sea? Sorry, sailor, you aren't even in the right county..
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Old 26th May 2009, 12:31
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No, we didn't say best of 3. Its 'tails' so bloody well get in


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The army says its theirs because it goes on land, the air force say its theirs because it looks like an aircraft engine. So I don't care how much it will rust, if we want the navy to get the funding we have to show it has amphibious capability
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Old 26th May 2009, 15:43
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It's no good Sir, no matter where we roll it, the sign says "This way up" is somewhere else...


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It's no good Sir, we'll need a Pikey to get this large lump of metal off the beach.


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Old 26th May 2009, 15:49
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"I told you a giant hamster was never going to work! Now just bloody well find him- Corporal"
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Old 26th May 2009, 23:45
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"So...what you're telling me is: you wind up the elastic band by turning the large matchstick on the end, then the wax underneath the matchstick provides enough lubrication for the matchstick to slowly unwind, pushing the new mine disposal equipment along the beach?" "Marvelous Fosdyke!"
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Old 27th May 2009, 05:30
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And so in 2009 the wheel of change came back to the same point as it was in 1944, and the debate goes on.
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Old 27th May 2009, 06:56
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Hot on the heels of exploding cigars for Castro, the CIA's latest idea was a life size wheel of fortune model the show's biggest fan, Kim Jong-il.

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Old 27th May 2009, 07:13
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"And the lucky number in tonights Tombola draw is......."
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Old 27th May 2009, 17:02
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Although the wheel worked fine, the senior officers thought they'd better re-invent it again....
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Old 27th May 2009, 18:16
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Commander Fosdyke pondered his error of not stating whether his plans were drawn using inches, feet or Yards when designing the Wardroom Yo-Yo.
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Old 27th May 2009, 18:56
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And the winner is . . .

I thought it was a weak pic but plenty of goodies, but the jewel was the simple but funny

No Sir, it's not wind-up, its rocket powered
from ix touring. The baton is hereby passed . . .
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Old 27th May 2009, 20:56
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Many thanks, lets see what the hive mind comes up with for this intrepid F4 Driver...



Photo credit/rights: Anders Poulsen.

Judging Sunday night if low on posts, Wednesday if busy.

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Old 27th May 2009, 21:53
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Bloggs began to wonder if he missed the third command of "eject, eje..."
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Old 27th May 2009, 22:12
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Bit of T-Cut, this'll polish up nicely.

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Damn, looks like I didn't even snag the 3rd cable again.
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