Caption competition
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
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"Er, you lot at the front, nice chaps, er.... would just put your boots back on, please......"
"...and continuing the auction, here we have the lives of 27 soldiers and airmen along with their desert boots, 1 Suunto watch and a fake moustache..."
"...who'll start me at £50?..."
"...anyone?.."
"...ok...£20 to start...£20..."
"...£10?..."
"...how about I throw in a fat, inept Defence Secretary?..."
"...Excellent...SOLD! To the gentleman with the lovely shamag..."
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Brown: "Ladies and Gentlemen, please give it up for Swiss Des who wants to show you than he can scratch his arse and chew gum simultaneously."
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Officer: "Sorry, Prime Minister. We couldn't source a rocking horse in the desert, this'll have to do. The Matron at the Fd Hosp is hunting out some terry towelling for you."
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Officer: "Sorry, Prime Minister. We couldn't source a rocking horse in the desert, this'll have to do. The Matron at the Fd Hosp is hunting out some terry towelling for you."
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Brown: You are all doing a fantastic job, and I want to do the best for you. So I asked some friends what you chaps all needed. And they said it was very important for you to all to send your money home safely for your loved ones. So instead of buying you all new equipment, I've bought some banks